Oct 9 Tuesday - The Pen
Oct 9 Tuesday - The Cadillac (Part 2 of 2)
Oct 10 Wednesday - The Parking Garage
Oct 10 Wednesday - The Shower Head
Oct 11 Thursday - The Cafe
Oct 11 Thursday - The Doll
Oct 12 Friday - The Tape
Oct 12 Friday - The Friars Club
Oct 13 Saturday - The Nose Job
Oct 14 Sunday - The Alternate Side
Oct 15 Monday - The Red Dot
Oct 15 Monday - The Wig Master
Oct 16 Tuesday - The Suicide
Oct 16 Tuesday - The Calzone
Oct 17 Wednesday - The Subway
Oct 17 Wednesday - The Bottle Deposit, Part 1
Oct 18 Thursday - The Pez Dispenser
Oct 18 Thursday - The Bottle Deposit, Conclusion
Oct 19 Friday - The Boyfriend, Part 1
Oct 19 Friday - The Wait Out
Oct 20 Saturday - The Boyfriend, Conclusion

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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Tuesday October  9
The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of muscle relaxants and the disposition of a pen that writes upside down. 
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

This Weeks Classic sound of the week is when Jerry's girlfriend walks in on George who had been in the pool (and the water was a little cold). Hope you enjoy everyone!

By the way, what did you all think about the new Bob Paterson show? I thought it was great!

Anyway, later on SeinFreaks!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

The Top Ten Deaths

10) Gennice's Grandmother - No tears here [The Understudy]
"So, you cry when a hotdog falls on the floor, but not when you're grandmother dies?" Jerry
9) Aunt Clarice - George double dipped at the funeral [The Implant]
George needs a death-certificate copy to get the bereavement-rate plan fare. He tells a doctor that he's crafting a "scrapbook."
8) Marty Benson - 67 years old, caught cold when Richie dumped Gatorade on him [The Pez Dispenser]
Jerry: You know I thing Kramer might have been responsible for getting Richie involved with drugs in the first place.
Elaine: What? How?
Jerry: A few years ago the comedy club had a softball team. Kramer was our first baseman You couldn't get anything by him It was unbelievable. Anyway this one game we came back to win from like 8 runs behind. So Kramer says to Richie why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade on Marty Benson's head? The club owner. So Richie goes ahead and does it.
Elaine: So? What happened?
Jerry: What happened? The guy was like 67 years old, it was freezing out, he caught a cold, got pneumonia, and a month later he was dead.
7) Grandpa - Left Jerry the clothes and statue [The Statue]
George: So how long has it been in the basement?
Jerry: Since my grandfather died. I was suppose to send it down to my parents in Florida, but they didn't want it. They told me to get rid of it, but I felt funny and then I sort of forgot about it. And it's been sitting down there for three years.. until he saw it. Alright, so, just take what you want and let's get it out of here.
George: What's in it?
Jerry: Grandpa clothes. I can't wear them.
6) Mental Patient - Jumped onto George's perfectly parked car [The Bris]
George: Yes, you see, the deceased landed on my car. The splat, as it were, actually took place on the roof of my car. I can't help but think that had it been a convertible this whole tragedy may have been averted but I've never been the type to buy a convertible, what with the baldness and all.
Mrs.Sweedler: Well I've known bald men who owned convertibles. They wore a hat.
George: Well then it's all pulled down. Anyway. The damage, unfortunately, has marred an otherwise fine automobile, rendering it virtually undriveable.
Mrs.Sweedler: Yes, well, that is a shame.
George: Yes, a shame. That's just how I would describe it. Now, with all due sensitivity and discretion, bearing in mind the scope of the situation, I can't help but think the hospital bears some responsibility to compensate the other, still living "victim," of this horrendous, horrendous tragedy.
Mrs.Sweedler: Mr.Constanza.
George: Yes.
Mrs.Sweedler: A man plummeted tragically to his ultimate demise..
George: Yes.
Mrs.Sweedler: ... and you greedily, callously try to profit from it.
George: (Pulls out the estimate from his pcket) Well, profit. I think you'll see from the estimates that I'm not really profiting that much. They might be a little high, but..
5) Fredo - Poisoned by the key [The Strongbox]
Kramer: Hey, what's going on?
Phil: Fredo is dead.
Jerry: That strange Portuguese guy that lives next-door to the incinerator?
Phil: No! my bird. We just got back from the pet cemetery.
Jerry: Oh, Phil. Mrs. Phil. I'm so sorry.
Phil: Oh, I'll bet you are! They told us he was poisoned! Something in his food.
Jerry: But I, I didn't......Kramer, they think I killed Fredo! And who buries a bird?
Kramer: Yeah. Just give it to the Portuguese guy, and he... puts it in the incinerator.
Jerry: Just get the key and let's get out here.
Kramer: You know, it's a funny thing about that bird dying. I hid the key in Fredo's food dish. Whew! That's a weird coincidence.
Jerry: Kramer!?
Kramer: What?
Jerry: You killed Fredo!
4) Manya - Who comes from a pony country to a non-pony country [The Pony Remark]
Helen: She just had a check-up. The doctor said she was fine. Unless..
Jerry: What?
Helen: What? Nothing.
Jerry: You don't think.. What? The pony remark?
Helen: Oh, don't be ridiculous. She was an old woman.
Jerry: You don't think that I killed her?
3) Susie - Faked her suicide [The Susie]
Peterman: Elaine! Where's Susie? I want her to head up our new Fingerless Glove Division.
Elaine: Oh, but I thought I was in line for that assignment.
Peterman: Mmmmm--nah.
Elaine: All right, then, I was gonna wait, to tell ya this, but.. last night, Susie.. she took her own Life..
Peterman: Oh Elaine!
2) Gammy Kranz - Died but did not like a 'lazy eye' [The Maid]
Elaine: Bobby, you gotta stop calling your Gammy. Why? Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before and sometimes when Gammy's not alone. Your parents still haven't said anything to you about your Gammy? (sighs) All right, here we go. (coughing) Gammy doesn't feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok. Good-bye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go.
1) Susan - Toxic poison on envelopes [The Invitations]
Doctor: Excuse me , Are you the husband?
George: Well, not yet.. Fiancé.
Doctor: Well, I'm sorry.....She's gone.
George: .........What's that?...
Doctor: She expired.
George: ...Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
George: So.....She's dead?
Doctor: Yes
George: ...Huh!
Doctor: Let me ask you; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George: ...Why?
Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
George: Well she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor: That's probably what did it.
George: We were expecting about two hundred people...Well...Thank you, thank you.

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
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The Stand In
This Week By: Jim

Last Week
We all know Kramer loves to spend money for ridiculous purposes... What is your all-time favorite thing Kramer has spent money on?

The Hot Tub! I loved it! Who else would buy a hot tub and put it right smack in the living room?!  :o)
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the stupiest thing kramer has ever spent money on was Little Jerry Seinfeld a rooster that he thought was a hen so it could lay farm fresh eggs.
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the coffee table ..but it was so cute though!!!
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shower head
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I'd have to say the Slicer is Kramer's funniest acquisition. Not happy with his own deli meat. But it wasn't just that he spent money on something that few individuals own, but all the funny things that accompanied buying the slicer- the way he got attached to it, the "kaiser rolls left in the stock room," deli slicing into George's new boss, the butcher's jacket which looked like a Dr. (Van Nostren) jacket, etc. The episode itself was hysterical, but not without Kramer's crazy idea.  
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I think the adopt-a-highway show where Kramer widened the lanes!
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I loved the coffee table book and he had to spend some money to have it published and make, I also loved the macaroni people he made!!! I'm sure that wasn't much money spent, but I still loved it!!!
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This Week
This week will be done by Jim. He chose to do a Top Ten. Well, in this case, he picked 12.  :o)

The Top Twelve Movies Mentioned
(real or fake)

12) Rochelle Rochelle
11) Plan 9 from OuterSpace
10) The Muted Heart
9) The English Patient
8) Sack Lunch
7) Chunnel
6) Prognosis Negative
5) Ponce De Leon
4) Beaches
3) Mountain High
2) Chow Fun
1) Shindlers List
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Silly Little Bios
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Last Week
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This Week
Ok, this week is going to be a tough one. She has a lot of toys that she inherited from her father when he died. He was a collector. She had an original G. I. Joe with a full frogman suit. The first time Jerry played with her toys, she didn't even know beacuse he gave her the wrong kind of medicine and she passed out! She also has the Matel Football game! Jerry and George went over to her house with an 18 pound turkey with tons of gravey. It had triptaphen, which made her sleepy, not to forget all the wine they gave her. She's capable of drinking a whole box of wine by herself! Well, they were planning on watching George's home movies of his boyhood trip to Michigan, four hours! Elaine came over one day to play with her EZ bake oven. Cupcakes anyone? Did I mention she won't let anyone play with her toys?
THEY ARE PRICELESS!  :o)

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The Lucky Person is...
Powerfulone2121 got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy