July 2, 2001
Sein Language
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Andy [email protected]

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News
By: Ivy

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
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Just for the summer, we will be sending the newsletter out bi-weekly. Many of us are busy and have things to do so we don't have much time to work on the newsletter. Sorry.

Also, go to your local supermarket, you will find that Jerry is on the cover of the new t.v. guide. He looks quite handsome. :o) There is also alittle article in there too.

One more thing...MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange

Hey, just curious, has anyone heard Green Day's latest song - 'Waiting?' Um, have you noticed the "tune?" I think it actually sounds pretty good if you ask me, LOL. :o)

SEINFELD MYSTERIES!!
Ever wondered about certain pictures you've seen on the set of Seinfeld? Well, a someone, name Rick made a site with just that. There are a few pictures that he's unsure of and a few that he has answers for. He needs some help at indentifing the ones he doesn't know, so please, take the time to help him out. Thanks!
http://scorpius.spaceports.com/~rjeromes/

My boyfriend Mark has a FRIENDS newsletter. Andy and I write for it too. If you would like to subscribe, please e-mail me ([email protected]) or Mark (CHINAND0L0R [email protected]).
Thank you!

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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

July 2 Monday - The Keys
July 3 Tuesday - The Trip (Part 1 of 2)
July 4 Wednesday - The Trip (Part 2 of 2)
July 5 Thursday - The Airport
July 6 Friday - The Visa
July 7 Saturday - The Old Man
July 8 Sunday - The Implant
July 9 Monday - The Smelly Car
July 10 Tuesday - The Mango
July 11 Wednesday - The Puffy Shirt
July 12 Thursday - The Bris
July 13 Friday - The Barber
July 14 Saturday - The Non-Fat Yogurt

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

July 12 Thursday - The Bris

George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn, including getting the Mohel and holding the baby for the circumcision.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

This week's classic sound of the week is by request from [email protected] where George gets upset with Jerry in India and uses the line that Susan taught him. Sorry, but that was the only description I could think of. Have a great week Seinfeld fans!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"

The Top Ten Villains
(or as i like to call them - bad asses!)

10) Jack Klompas
9) Mr. Hayman
8) Lloyd Braun
7) Raquel Welch
6) Crazy Joe Davola
5) Sally Weaver
4) Yev Kasem aka The Soup Nazi
3) Joe Bookman
2) Ray and Bob (Ribbon Bullies)

And the number 1 villain is non other than......
1) Newman

"I've look into his eyes, they're pure evil."

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for us to do, e-mail us.
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris

Last Week
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This Week
We don't hear anything about jobs, but do know they have money (we're talking old money). Parents to Susan and Ricky; incessant bickerers; his love is reserved for the "work" of John Cheever, cigars, and his father's cabin (which was burnt down because of Kramer); her booze and other people's misfortunes (especially his). Annoyed with George by their condescension, guilt-tripping him in a Hamptons lie…and the Costanzas for not serving their maybe rye (or even a piece of cake) at dinner. Also, I need both their first names for you to get it right.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Friday, July 13.
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The Lucky Person is...
nealswisher1 got interviewed this week!
By: Allie

Allie52927 [1:29 PM]: let me begin with thanking you for doing this interview
nealswisher1 [1:29 PM]: no problem, glad to do it
Allie52927 [1:29 PM]: soo i understand you had the very fortunate oppertunity to see Jerry Seinfeld's stand up act
nealswisher1 [1:30 PM]: i did indeed. At the Acedemy of Music in Philadelphia
Allie52927 [1:31 PM]: Have you ever seen Jerry live before?
nealswisher1 [1:31 PM]: now, it was my first time. It was great though, he hasn't lost a thing.
Allie52927 [1:32 PM]: How was his act? Did he incorporate anything from the show?
nealswisher1 [1:32 PM]: no. It was all new material, nothing from his old act and the show did not come up at all,
nealswisher1 [1:33 PM]: I was a little disappointed about that, but what are you gonna do?
Allie52927 [1:33 PM]: How was his new material?
nealswisher1 [1:34 PM]: it was very good. He talked a LOT about relationships. The first 25 minutes or so were all about relationships,
nealswisher1 [1:34 PM]: the same basic stuff though, funny observations, that sort of thing.
Allie52927 [1:35 PM]: that's what he's known for...funny observations! I'm very excited because I'm going to see him in Madison in a couple weeks!
nealswisher1 [1:36 PM]: nice, nice. I'm really glad i got to see him. If he ever comes back to Philly I'm defintly going again. I loved that show so much, I don't know what I'd do without it.
Allie52927 [1:37 PM]: Have you always been a Seinfeld fan?
nealswisher1 [1:39 PM]: oh yeah. Since the mid-90s. I started my website a few years back after the show went off the air, I just didn't want to see it die.
Allie52927 [1:40 PM]: Now, tell the Seinfeld fans out there a little about your websight
Allie52927 [1:40 PM]: Personally, I think it is one of the best Seinfeld sites out there!
nealswisher1 [1:41 PM]: I've always thought so!
nealswisher1 [1:41 PM]: http://www.geocities.com/nealswisher is the address
Allie52927 [1:41 PM]: How long have you had the websight for?
nealswisher1 [1:42 PM]: There are lots of sounds and pictures up. I really don't have time to update it any longer, but if the mood strikes me, I might.
nealswisher1 [1:42 PM]: Since November of 2000, I think
nealswisher1 [1:43 PM]: maybe it was '99, I really don't remember.
Allie52927 [1:43 PM]: If you find the time you should definetly update it!
nealswisher1 [1:43 PM]: we'll see about that...
Allie52927 [1:43 PM]: Most Seinfeld Sites haven't been updated since the show ended
Allie52927 [1:44 PM]: You should definetly do it...for me!!
nealswisher1 [1:44 PM]: I'll try. Well I've always thought I somewhat of a personal connection with the show,
Allie52927 [1:45 PM]: Yeah, it's so funny because so many people can relate to it
Allie52927 [1:45 PM]: I have been in many situations that the gang have gone through
nealswisher1 [1:45 PM]: Both of my parents went to college with, and were very good friends with Tom Wright, who played Morgan (one of George's bosses at the Yankees)
nealswisher1 [1:45 PM]: The guy who George thought looked like Sugar Ray Leonard
Allie52927 [1:45 PM]: really! haha that's sooo cool! Yeah, i know who you're talkign about!
nealswisher1 [1:46 PM]: yeah, I havn't seen him in a while,
nealswisher1 [1:46 PM]: I have a picture of him at my parents wedding
Allie52927 [1:47 PM]: haha that's awesome! one of the writers of Seinfeld went to my highschool, and his parents are friends with mine
nealswisher1 [1:47 PM]: cool
Allie52927 [1:47 PM]: Even though I have never met him, I still think that's kind of cool!
nealswisher1 [1:48 PM]: definitly
Allie52927 [1:48 PM]: ok well it's time for me to bust on out...any last words you would like to leave the Seinfeld fans out there??
nealswisher1 [1:50 PM]: well, just to keep watching the show and enjoying my website
Allie52927 [1:50 PM]: haha...one more time the website is http://www.geocities.com/nealswisher
Allie52927 [1:51 PM]: A really good Seinfeld site...I encourage ALL of you to visit it
Allie52927 [1:51 PM]: And i'm not just saying that!!!
nealswisher1 [1:51 PM]: of course not, I might even update it now!
Allie52927 [1:52 PM]: niiiiice, well it was nice talking to you! I'm very jelous you got to see Jerry Seinfeld live..but i get to see him next week!!! thanks again for the interview!
nealswisher1 [1:52 PM]: no problem, enjoy Jerry.

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Allie
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Trivia
By: Andy

HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!

LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What kind of car did George buy when he thought Jon Voight owned it as well?
-Chrysler Lebaron Convertible
2) What kind of catalog made Kramer want to stop getting mail?
-Pottery Barn
3) What did Kramer get Jerry for his birthday that Elaine wanted to get him instead?
-2-Line Phone (that didn't work anyway)
4) How much money did Elaine put forth in "The Contest?"
-$150
5) How much did Kramer want her to put forth?
-$1,000

Winners
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What did George do to get out of his relationship with Susan (NOTE: I said relationship, NOT engagement, so I'm talking about an earlier season)?
-He picked his nose (he was up to his wrist), remember from "The Pick."

Winners
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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What kind of car were Newman and Kramer chasing in "The Bottle Deposits." (Jerry's car).
2) What was in the backseat of that car that Elaine had to salvage?
3) Who did she have to salvage it for?
4) Kramer is the "Real" who? (His shortlived bus tour)
5) Jerry used what kind of razors to shave his chest (Need a brand name and some specific feature)?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION (Thanks to [email protected])
What is the Constanza's address?

Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, July 13.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What famous stand-up comedian and former SNL cast member was Jerry's soul mate who he was actually engaged to at one point?

Answer
Jenine Garafalo

Winners
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This Week
What former SNL cast member got into a cat-fight with Elaine because she wouldn't swing her arms when she walked?

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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
In the Reverse Peephole we all remember George and his HUGE wallet. Now, he was on the street, and his wallet opened up.... It was b/c he put a stub of paper in his wallet. What did the STUB say?

Answer
A ticket stub for guitar lessons --First Lesson Free!

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This Week
What is the name of the Chinese Restaurant where the gang eats?

Send answers to: Allie
Friday, July 13.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Kramer ruins George's scheme to get an extension?

KRAMER: Yallo. What delay industries?
ELAINE: no no , ..
GEORGE: [from bathroom] VANDALEY, SAY VANDALEY!
KRAMER: Na, you're way way way off.. Well, yeah that's the right number but this is an apartment
GEORGE: [from bathroom] VANDALEY, SAY VANDEL... [George falls] ... vandaley Industries, ...
KRAMER: no problem, ... no problem. [Hangs up] ... How did YOU know who that was?
[Jerry enters - sees George on the floor]
JERRY: And you want to be my latex salesman.

Thanks to [email protected]

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Cars: Many people love to compare people to the cars they own. In this poll, I want you to think of any and all of the characters on Seinfeld (major and minor) and tell me which car you'd choose for any given character so that it matches their personality, and give a reason why you chose that car. You can send me as many or as few characters/cars as you would like, but try not to borrow from any Seinfeld episodes (for example, matching Morty with a Cadillac, George with a Chrysler Lebaron, or Jerry with a Saab).

puddy and cadillac because hes so smooth
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Kramer would be one of those clown cars - because you never know what is going to come out of his mouth!
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This Week's Question:
What is your favorite overall season of episodes? There were 9 seasons total, although season 1 was only 5 episodes, including the pilot ("The Seinfeld Chronicles"). When choosing your favorite season, please back it up with some specific episodes from that season, and whatever else you feel is relevant to your reasoning.

Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, July 13.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.

Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Jake Jarmel the guy that elaine dates (the writer) is actually the cop that picks up george and jerry when they are in LA trying to find Kramer!
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the soup nazi was actually a persian guy that made really nice soup in New York City, the store is still open and still booming. "Medium crab bisk" it is at 55th and 8th in New York i went there when i was in NY.
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Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris

When I go in the bathroom at the airport, now I don't know who designs and makes these decisions, but why is it that we're not allowed to have an actual "twisted-on, twisted off" human-style faucet... in the bathroom ? Is it too risky for the general public to be in charge... of the water flow ? They have to always put in those one-handed spring-loaded pain-in-the-ass Alcatraz-style faucets ? Do you know the ones I mean, when you gotta go "Hey, I got a little water there ! Oh oh, another couple drops !" What is it that they think we would do... if we could have the faucet ? Just turn them all on full, run out into the parking lot, laughing, pushing each other into the bushes ?

"Come on, the water's on ! Let's go !!! I turned it on full blast !"

"You idiot, we're business men, we're gonna miss our plane !"

"Who cares ? Water !!!"

That's what they think we'll do.
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Locator
"Now are you just saying you wanna have fun..."

Answer
"or do you really wanna have fun?"
(Jerry really wants to have fun, George is just saying he wants to have some fun pretending to be a "MARINE BIOLOGIST," and Kramer likes to attack innocent killer whales with golf balls).

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This Week
"Now he has a mole on his left shoulder, very suspicious."

FROM WHAT EPISODE DID THAT QUOTE COME?

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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't knock out your girlfriend just so you can play with her toys. :o)

Crazy Ideas
Willie (the Dry Cleaner) - wearing clothes that your customers bring in for dry cleaning.

George - having sex with co-workers (the cleaning lady) and (secretary).

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Terms & Phrases
Giddyap - 1) what a cowboy would say to a horse to get it to start walking 2) what a tall man with funny hair says when excited, instead of "All Right" or "Cool, Man"
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Food Trivia
By: Andy

Last Week
What food did Jerry put in his mouth after his girlfriend had it in her mouth?

Answer
Pecan (NOTE: I couldn't accept "nut" because that was too general)

Winners
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This Week
What kind of candy bar did the Saab mechanic "steal" from George?

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, July 13.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!

If Jerry lives on the 5th floor, then why in "The Stock Tip", did he say to Kramer that "You're just what she's looking for too. A stranger leering through binoculars ten stories up".
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In "The Suicide," Kramer talks to Jerry about being in a coma and they discuss the possibility of somebody coming out of one. However, in "The Comeback," Kramer watches a movie where somebody comes out of a coma and reveals to Jerry that he had no idea that it was possible to come out of a coma.
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Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!

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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"We're not talking, we're just talking." - The New York Met's agents

"She gave it to charity! How can somebody be so selfish and inconsiderate"? - George

From the Fans
Well, there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum. - Elaine (from [email protected])

"All right, sir."- Jerry to Elaine (from [email protected])

Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week
"The women's movement just can't make any progress in the area of bribery." - Jerry

What was the bribe Jerry was referring to?

Answer
Elaine's inability to bribe the maitre d' in a Chinese restaurant.

Winners
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This Week
"I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back." -George

Who did George drive to lesbianism?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Friday, July 13.
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