RHUBARB ADVICE

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Do you want to know how to seduce with rhubarb?  Did you fail miserably the first time you tried?  Does your lover -gasp!- claim not to like rhubarb?  Or are your crumbles always too soggy?  Let me help!!!
Josephine Heart.    xxx

Featured Dilemma:

When your girlfriend won't leave your rhubarb patch

Dear Auntie Jo,

I have a girlfriend who I successfully seduced using some of your featured recipes, and some of the rhubarb from my back garden.  However, now I have a problem: she seems to like the rhubarb more than she likes me!  I tried to get her to come in last night for a bit of snuggling up on the sofa, but she insisted on staying in the garden beside the rhubarb patch.  She says she hasn't taken any of it, but I know she does, because as soon as I look back, there is less of it left.  By my estimation she is managing to scoff several stalks every sixty seconds.

Worried psychology postgrad, Fife.

Dear  Mr Fife (or can I call you Worried?),

So Simple!  Romp on the rhubarb patch, Silly!!!

Right, who's next?

Jo.      x

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