A Brief History Of Pants
A naive young whelp, from a middle class family in the London suburbs, with a public school education, Mark was a time bomb waiting to be set. His cries of 'Dulwich College is utter shit', and 'oh mother, not the cellar, it's so dark and cold' went unnoticed.
Through a mixture of good luck and almost supernatural intelligence, Mark excelled in his studies, pathing his way for a place at Exeter, literally one of the Universities in Britain. His first years remains a blur of drunken senility, yet somehow he joined University Radio Exeter.
As the only DJ who could work a CD player, Mark was voted in as head of music and did a jolly good job. Mark's greatest achievements include having backstage drinks with Cerys of Catatonia, kicking Tommy from Space during an interview and recording live sessions with many top flight bands. He ended his radio carrer on a high note, interviewing Coldplay.
Since graduating, Mark worked at Reuters for 2 years, where he met Joanne. They left to go travelling, and were away for 10 months visiting California, New Zealand, Australia, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam.
Mark now lives with the now Mrs Seddon in Brighton, and is spreading his wings in the exciting word of accountancy. What adventures await?!!
FYI: Mark isn't a cyclist, martial artist, hockey player or runner, does not have a rap sheet, and has never appeared on a Christian Radio Station, or written for a left wing newspaper.
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