I'd Like To...

In an effort to come up with some catch phrases of my own, I think I've come up with a corker.
What you do is talk about someone that you fancy, for instance a film star, and say:
I'd like to <insert name>
The first name now becomes a verb, and you come up with a filthy sounding statement about your object of desire, without actually saying anything rude.

Examples:

I'd like to Shania Twain

I'd like to Sarah Michelle Gellar

I'd like to Geri Halliwell

I'd like to Kylie Monogue

I'd like to Heather Graham

Exeptions:

There are some names where the first and last names can be reversed, for a more effective result, thusly:

I'd like to Cox Courtney

I'd like to Hatcher Teri

I'd like to Spear Britteny

And Lastly:

Some fantastic Last names work well just on their own:

I'd like to Faukner

I'd like to Aguilera


Try coming up with some of your own!
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