David Hasselhoff�s Online Diary

Hey there. David Hasselhoff here � you might remember me as Michael Knight in �Night Rider�, or as Mitch Buchannon in TV�s �Baywatch�. Mark approached me to write a diary update for his website every so often, and who am I to refuse this great man?
�But why me?� I asked. But I needn�t have. As a major player in the European music scene (especially in Germany- and when have millions of Germans ever been wrong?), as well as a TV and movie star of some renown, as a friend to the movers and shakers, I am in an almost unique position (if that Jennifer Lopez doesn�t get her way) to let you the MarkSeddon.com reader know what�s really going on.

Sat 19 August 2000:
It has come to my attention that some people have expressed doubt as to if I am in fact David Hasselhoff, then why would I be writing for this web page? All is explained here.

Previous Diary entries:

Friday August 4, 2000

Disclaimer:
All characters and events are fictional, and are not based on anyone, alive or dead. Any similarities are purely coincidental. A heck of a coincidence you might think- but no! Straight up! If it has any similarities, any at all then it�s a coincidence. Look, what does it take to convince you? Think of a number� I bet its not 273. I�m correct aren�t I? See � then do you now go on about that being too much of a coincidence? No, and that�s why you�re a hypocrite. It�s you who should be tutted at. Let him who is without pants cast the first stone. It�s only fair. The person without pants will probably need to run home to get a new pair. I forget my point, but I think it had something to do with me being right. It normally is.