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So,
dust off your club(s), wet your appetite for beers and pickled
eggs (we can only hope that they have restocked) and tighten up your
soft spikes.The third annual tournament and the one and only major tour stop (actually it's the only stop of any kind) on the Drunken Golfers Association Tour will take place on Saturday, September 30th, 2000 at the Halton Country Inn in beautiful Milton, Ontario.
Tee-Off time is 12:30 pm.
Competitors will do battle to win the coveted Corduroy Jacket from defending Fore Skins Champion Drew Keith (I hope he washed that nasty thing over the winter).
- 9 holes of Brutal Golf (Yes, they have 9 holes again!)
- Souvenir T-Shirt
- Post-Game Awards Presentation Gala Dinner
(a burger BBQ'd by Bob the bartender) - Prizes
- ...and LOADED!!!
(may require extra money)
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| “Voted
Canada’s WORST "nine-hole" golf course...” - Golf Digest |
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“If
those Yankee bastards don’t trample my line, I might get lucky again
and make the cut!” - Mike Weir |
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“Never
mind in the dark! I could win this one blindfolded, using only a stick,
with my caddy on my back!” - Tiger Woods |
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“Hey,
did you guys see me beat Tiger Wood on National T.V.? What a big suck,
he starts losing and saying 'I'm sick, I'm sick' - I gave him a real
good Spanish ass-kicking! They don't call me 'El Nino' for nothing!
Now I hope to bring the Corduroy Jacket back to its proper home in
Borriol, Spain” - Sergio "El Nino" Garcia |
