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Posthumous Music Volume 5:
Say Goodbye to Yourself

Formerly intended as a vast, multi-disc collection of tracks soundtracking Bryan Ward's still unfinished novel Say Goodbye to Yourself, Posthumous Music Volume 5 will most likely be remembered for its legendary status among footnotes in the encyclopedia of Time Mismanagment.

Current list of completed tracks:

Alien Deer
All the Angels in Heaven vs. The Blob
Angel Skull
The Archeologist's Holnolulu Diamond Blues
Aromatherapy (Thank You for My Dreams)
Baby
The Beleagured Earl
Chandelier Shoes
Christmas Light Heaven
Cinnamon Bun
Cloud Becomes World's Greatest Lover
Cloud Checks Into Hospital
Cloud Leaving Pinecone
Colonial Dream
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Digital Werewolf
Forest Iceland
Fountain Room
Free Preview of Heaven
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent - versions 1 & 2
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You a Merry Christmas
I Live in an Arboretum
I Wanna be the Privateer of Your Heart
I'll Come Over Tonight
If I Had Arms I'd Hold You (part 1)
If New York & China Were Lovers
In a Bank at Night
Leprechauns & Pugs
My Heart is a Haunted House
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
Newborn Beaches
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree (intro)
Oh, Julius!
Privateer Intro
Reverse Disintegration Trailerpark
Remotely Fond
Reverse Santa Claus
Riding the Subway with Natalie Wood
Robot Baseball Player is Trapped in the 9th Grade
Robot Blood
Safari in my Ferrari / In the 80's, We Called Them Programs
Space Beach
The Spacejackhammers
Steamboat Chloroform
Stereo Babies
Toss Me a Cigarette Across the Grand Canyon
Unbelievable Prairie
Valentinitis (version one)
When the Sun Goes Down in Your Heart
You Beat the Game - Parts 1-3

Current list of tracks to be recorded:

Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Barbed Light Christmas Wire
Boat Show
Bobsled Home
Christmas Spaceship
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Closet Feels like the Moon
Dissolved Christmas is Burning in the Tropics
The Dragon is a Common Visitor
Dutch-Eskimo Wedding Ceremony
Hinsdale
Hotel Swimming Pool at Three in the Morning
How Many Sweaters Can You Fit in Heaven?
Hunchback Paperboy
I am Hallucinating at a Rock Concert
I Consider Myself a Nuclear Target
I Have Still Been in Heaven
I Want to Live in Another Dimension Entirely
I'll Rue the Day I'm Caught Stealing Leaves Again
Igloo Trauma
Koala Valentine
Leaves in the Garage = Autumn Oak Tree Vs. Palm Tree
Patriot Enforcers
Pirate Snow Sleeping Beachwards Retires Early
Retirement Party at Age 21
Sawdust Nocturne
Sleepy Christmas Robots Nestled in the Cedars
Slow Lightning
Some Guy Walks in the Room and Says That We�re Gonna Play Some Basketball Game on the Television
Take Up Smoking in December
10 Minute Neighbors
Time Traveling Dinosaur Says "Fuck This"
To His Parents in Heaven
Underage Beethoven Sneaks into Sports Bar
Wainwright's Pumpkin Field
We Are Joining Your Life in Progress
Wondeerful
Zombies in the Recording Studio

Tracklist for the unfinished Marilyn Monroe EP:

(intended as a suppplemental, abstract release comprised of sound elements from Say Goodbye to Yourself tracks)

"I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful."
"Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollards for a kiss & fifty cents for your soul."
"I have the most wonderful memory for forgetting things."
"It's no fun being married to an electric light."
"Did you have anything on?" "Oh yes, I had the radio on."
"Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle."
"I never intentionally mean to hurt anyone, but you can't be too nice to people you work with, else they will trample you to death."
"I hope you will all forgive me. It wasn't my fault. I've been sick all through the picture. Please, please, don't hold it against me."
"Remember now, cheers, no tears..."
"The reality is very different - it's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far."
"No matter where I've gone or why I've gone there it ends up that I never see anything."
"Who the hell else in the world do you have left?"
"I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me. I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me."
"The girl was an addict of sleeping tablets and she was made so by the goddamn doctors."
"It can't be, it can't be, she couldn't have killed herself, she had three deals going."
"Say goodbye to yourself."

Final release date scheduled: December 2003

Lyrics for Posthumous Music 5

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