The Seagreen Incorruptible Lyric Sheet
Say Goodbye to Yourself
Albino Goblin
Alien Deer
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
All the Angels in Heaven vs. the Blob
Angel Apprentice
Angel Skull
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Baby Stand Up
The Beleagured Earl
Boat Show
Bobsled Home
Bonus Summer
The Bride is a Whore
Chandelier Shoes
Chocolate Covered Baby
Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Cinnamon Bun
Closet Feels Like the Moon
Colonial Dream
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
Cyborg Dentist
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Digital Werewolf
Experimental Jones
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
A Field Recording of Birds
Fountain Room
Fuck Today in Advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Hallucinating Deer
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
Hinsdale
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Hunchback Paperboy
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You a Merry Christmas
I Live in an Arboretum
I Wanna be the Privateer of Your Heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
If New York & China Were Lovers
If I Had Arms, I Would Hold You
In a Bank at Night
Johnny Iceberg
Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
My Heart is a Haunted House
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
Newborn Beaches
Oak Tree Vs. Palm Tree
Oh, Julius!
Outback Jack
Patriot Enforcers
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Retirement Party at Age 21
Retirement Party at Age 21, Part 2
Reverse Santa Claus
Riding the Subway with Natalie Wood
Robot Baseball Player Trapped in the 9th Grade
Robot Blood
Safari in my Ferrari / In the 80's They Called Them Programs
Senior Prom
Shuffleboard with Dracula
Something Insane Has Just Happened
Space Beach
The Spacejackhammers
Spend Some Time in a Weird Room
Steamboat Chloroform
Stereo Babies
Take Up Smoking in December
Thanks for the Cocaine
Time Times Time
Time Traveling Dinosaur Says "Fuck This"
To His Parents in Heaven
Toss Me a Cigarette Across the Grand Canyon
Unbelievable Prairie
Underage Beethoven Sneaks Into Sports Bar
Unrestricted Sex with Your Niece
Valentinitis
Wainwright's Pumpkin Field
We Are Joining Your Life in Progress
Wondeerful
You Beat the Game
You, Your Waterslide Kimono, and Me
Zombies in the Recording Studio
all lyrics by Bryan Ward
Albino Goblin
I never wanted to be ten years old
And I never believed I'd be told
That my good friend Triple D would see, semi-romantically
The Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
He said:
She's four feet tall
He said:
She's a professional wrestler
He said:
She's...
He said:
She's the Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
A-L-B-I-N-O-G-O-B-L-I-N-!
He's seein' the Al
He's seein' the Bi
He's seein' the No
He's seein' the Gob
He's seein' the Lin
She's right handed and I can't stand it!
No!
And he just lost his job
And I just lost my job too
Alien Deer
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Albino Goblin
Alien Deer
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
All the Angels in Heaven vs. the Blob
Angel Apprentice
Angel Skull
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Baby Stand Up
The Beleagured Earl
Boat Show
Bobsled Home
Bonus Summer
The Bride is a Whore
Chandelier Shoes
Chocolate Covered Baby
Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Cinnamon Bun
Closet Feels Like the Moon
Colonial Dream
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
Cyborg Dentist
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Digital Werewolf
Experimental Jones
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
A Field Recording of Birds
Fountain Room
Fuck Today in Advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Hallucinating Deer
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
Hinsdale
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Hunchback Paperboy
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You a Merry Christmas
I Live in an Arboretum
I Wanna be the Privateer of Your Heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
If New York & China Were Lovers
If I Had Arms, I Would Hold You
In a Bank at Night
Johnny Iceberg
Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
My Heart is a Haunted House
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
Newborn Beaches
Oak Tree Vs. Palm Tree
Oh, Julius!
Outback Jack
Patriot Enforcers
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Retirement Party at Age 21
Retirement Party at Age 21, Part 2
Reverse Santa Claus
Riding the Subway with Natalie Wood
Robot Baseball Player Trapped in the 9th Grade
Robot Blood
Safari in my Ferrari / In the 80's They Called Them Programs
Senior Prom
Shuffleboard with Dracula
Something Insane Has Just Happened
Space Beach
The Spacejackhammers
Spend Some Time in a Weird Room
Steamboat Chloroform
Stereo Babies
Take Up Smoking in December
Thanks for the Cocaine
Time Times Time
Time Traveling Dinosaur Says "Fuck This"
To His Parents in Heaven
Toss Me a Cigarette Across the Grand Canyon
Unbelievable Prairie
Underage Beethoven Sneaks Into Sports Bar
Unrestricted Sex with Your Niece
Valentinitis
Wainwright's Pumpkin Field
We Are Joining Your Life in Progress
Wondeerful
You Beat the Game
You, Your Waterslide Kimono, and Me
Zombies in the Recording Studio
all lyrics by Bryan Ward
Albino Goblin
I never wanted to be ten years old
And I never believed I'd be told
That my good friend Triple D would see, semi-romantically
The Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
He said:
She's four feet tall
He said:
She's a professional wrestler
He said:
She's...
He said:
She's the Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
A-L-B-I-N-O-G-O-B-L-I-N-!
He's seein' the Al
He's seein' the Bi
He's seein' the No
He's seein' the Gob
He's seein' the Lin
She's right handed and I can't stand it!
No!
And he just lost his job
And I just lost my job too
Alien Deer
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
all lyrics by Bryan Ward
Albino Goblin
I never wanted to be ten years old
And I never believed I'd be told
That my good friend Triple D would see, semi-romantically
The Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
He said:
She's four feet tall
He said:
She's a professional wrestler
He said:
She's...
He said:
She's the Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
A-L-B-I-N-O-G-O-B-L-I-N-!
He's seein' the Al
He's seein' the Bi
He's seein' the No
He's seein' the Gob
He's seein' the Lin
She's right handed and I can't stand it!
No!
And he just lost his job
And I just lost my job too
Alien Deer
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Albino Goblin
I never wanted to be ten years old
And I never believed I'd be told
That my good friend Triple D would see, semi-romantically
The Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
He said:
She's four feet tall
He said:
She's a professional wrestler
He said:
She's...
He said:
She's the Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
A-L-B-I-N-O-G-O-B-L-I-N-!
He's seein' the Al
He's seein' the Bi
He's seein' the No
He's seein' the Gob
He's seein' the Lin
She's right handed and I can't stand it!
No!
And he just lost his job
And I just lost my job too
Alien Deer
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I never wanted to be ten years old
And I never believed I'd be told
That my good friend Triple D would see, semi-romantically
The Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
He said:
She's four feet tall
He said:
She's a professional wrestler
He said:
She's...
He said:
She's the Albino Goblin
Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
A-L-B-I-N-O-G-O-B-L-I-N-!
He's seein' the Al
He's seein' the Bi
He's seein' the No
He's seein' the Gob
He's seein' the Lin
She's right handed and I can't stand it!
No!
And he just lost his job
And I just lost my job too
Alien Deer
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
This could be a problem
She's four feet tall
He said:
She's a professional wrestler
He said:
She's...
He said:
She's the Albino Goblin
This could be a problem
He's seein' the Bi
He's seein' the No
He's seein' the Gob
He's seein' the Lin
No!
And I just lost my job too
Alien Deer
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I used to fear
Alien Deer
Now I want to be near
Alien Deer
Haunting the alpines..
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Aliens Throwing Sleighbells at the Jukebox
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
What are we doing
At the family reunion-
You, me, & the ex-senator?
Aliens are throwing sleighbells at the jukebox
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can fill my home with potpourri
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
A few days later
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
Say you love me in your elf language!
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The ex-senator is barbecuing ribs on the beach
I can decorate a Christmas tree
I can beat Santa Claus at air hockey
I can make you fall in love with me
I read in the evening paper
That our friend, the ex-senator
Broke through seven different heavens
All the Angels in Heaven Vs the Blob
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Your pet turtle, recently deceased
Had to wait in the hot springs for a week
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Your pet turtle, no longer recently deceased
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
It's all part of the job
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Finally made it into heaven, his happiness increased
All the angels in heaven vs the blob
Angel Apprentice
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Today is my very first day
As a registered angel apprentice
I paid a visit to my dentist
Got a cat out of a tree
Saved the life a stillborn baby
All before 9:53
My fingerprints are snowflakes now
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Everytime a bell rings I get stoned!
The funniest joke is: I'm not joking
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
And I can tell who's really in love
My hands never get cold anymore
I don't worry about wearin' no gloves
Angel Skull
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Every weekend the air is dark and wonderful
Perfect Climate for Angel Skull
I have a photographic memory
Our afternoons were heavenly
She has a luminescence that can't be described
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Computers were invented while she made out with her boyfriend in the gazebo
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
I thought I heard you on the porch
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
The reindeer in the hall said there's still a chance you'll come back
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
Moths rush to the brilliance of your open eyes
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Our afternoons were heavenly
I think it's the reason the dinosaurs died
Turtles have been known to fall asleep to the sounds of his Ebow
Under a mountain of snow I still carry a torch - for you
In the meantime, my sunglasses are having a relapse
I can't believe I ever survived
Angels Control the Storehouses of Snow
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Angels move through the orchards
With their lazers
To shoot down the apples
Angels control the storehouses of snow..
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Heaven is part of rock n' roll
The Archeologist's Honolulu Diamond Blues
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Climbing down the chimney
Honolulu
Chrysalis diamond locomotive
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Turned our hearts right inside out
Your first kiss was on a mine car
Reindeer angels know who you are
Aroma-therapy (Thank You for my Dreams)
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my dreams
Thank you, aroma-therapy
Thank you for my (teen angel�s) white neon bones
I don�t want to grow up to be a tarantula
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
The special shelf couldn�t hold anymore
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
Thank you aroma-therapy
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Thank you for my dreams
I don�t want to have my feelings surgically removed
Thank you for my dreams
There was something deep in my mind
It became an unobtainable blue
My skull shrinks whenever I talk to you
In my mind
In my mind
Talk to you
In my mind
I inhaled a packet of glitter
Thank you aroma-therapy
I couldn�t forget her
Without you
Baby Stand Up
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Baby stand up!
Baby stand up!
Baby can't stand up!
Baby in a swing!
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Baby in a swing!
Baby can't do anything!
The Beleagured Earl
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The beleagured earl
Discovers a new perfume
Looking through the keyhole in your room
He doesn't believe in courting
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
And how his fairest lady sings
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
Snow and seduction is the recipe
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
It's a tradition that is dead
The beleagured earl
Prefers caroling instead
"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"
For modern ecstacy
Boat Show
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Boat show!!
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Bobsled Home
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Snow
Don't go
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Snowflake shuttle
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Spaceship ambulance
Think for me over the phone
Cuz it's snowing and I wanna bobsled home
Bonus Summer
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Winter interrupted by bonus summer
Turns out you lived your life well
Because
Bonus summers are only delivered by angels
Hallucinations in heaven cannot be meaningless
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The Bride is a Whore
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
It was a day to be remembered
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Now don't that beat all?
I can see that you're still hurtin'
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
I don't wanna be in anyone's shoes
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
You're making my mama nervous
She don't like tooth decay
The wedding cake tasted like shit
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
But for all the wrong reasons
The bride is a whore
For all seasons
Trade your broken heart for what's behind the curtain
Did you find peace of mind?
No, a new refrigerator - Goddamn it!!
Least of all yours
The honeymoon is over
The bride is a whore
She don't like tooth decay
Chandelier Shoes
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
With chandelier shoes
I'm in love with you
The holidays combine
We'll go back in time
The butterfly connection
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
With chandelier shoes
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Swimming pool reflection
Sunshine detective
How can you lose?
Now that you're mine
The angels stand in line
Chocolate Covered Baby
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
There was a blizzard
It was just you and me and your lizard
We shoveled your neighbor's driveway
She gave us a choclate covered baby
Chocolate covered baby
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
I was courtmarshalled for sunburn
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You knocked over the angel's card house
Chocolate covered baby's
Ears are ringing when you're born
The mechanics are still confusing
Walking through the Hall of Deer
In a white suitcase, my chocolate covered baby is still hallucinating
Christmas Light Heaven
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
One day I was five years old
The next day I was seven
By the time you catch up to me
I'll be in Christmas Light Heaven
I love the first three songs
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
I can travel back in time
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
On the Byrds' "Fifth Dimension"
All of fourteen seconds
To relive your goodnight kiss
In Christmas Light Heaven
Christmas Wreath is Promoted to Radiant Halo
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo
The boughs of holly say "way to go!"
White waves, peacock grain
Here comes the snow
The snow wants to tell you a secret:
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
Your green eyes were red from crying
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Christmas wreath is promoted to radiant halo..
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You look great in 3D glasses
The ghost of a snowman is unafraid of matches
His cheeks are covered with gashes from our white choclate eyelashes
But I think that you can still be saved
I forgot to send you a birthday card so here is a sine wave
Cinnamon Bun
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I am a marshmallow
You are a cinnamon bun
When we're together
We have fun
Cinnamon Bun
I am a lighthouse
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
Would you take candy from a scientist?
That's just one reason to exist
The closing of your eyes is like
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
When I was in jail
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You are a windmill
When we're apart
I afraid that you've been killed
That's just one reason to exist
Losing a swan in the willows
The beating of your heart
Keeps hitting me with pillows
For stealing kisses through the mail
You were my cupcake holding the file
Closet Feels Like the Moon
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You left your sweater in my room
It smells like your perfume
I put your sweater in my closet
Now my closet feels like the moon
I just turned down a $100,000 a year job offer
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
I took a long, deep breath and my hands disappeared
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
I used to sleep in my closet when I was very small
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Smelling your sweater makes me feel better
Crystals formed on the back of my neck
The spectrum now contains only blue
Chandelier shoes work very well on the surface of the moon
Now that I've met you, I don't sleep at all
Colonial Dream
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You're just like a colonial dream
Found in a limosuine
The entire orchestra was high
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
You're just like a colonial dream
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Somewhere in the audience so was I
It's time for fucked up dreams
Alone on the silver screen
Come Visit Me in the Hospital (Easter Bunny)
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Easter Bunny, come visit me in the hospital
I've been here for so long
I had to write this song
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
If turtles never died
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
That "For Sale" sign has been up for ages
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come visit me
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Thought his dad was a tree
Nightmare lemonade stand with legs
I guess was really me
And I could keep you on the telephone forever
I wonder why I didn't get this haircut years ago
I wrote a book without pages
Up against two white mares
Somehow I didn't die
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Easter Bunny, come
Easter Bunny, come visit me
In the hospital
Cookies, Dope, & Whores
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The drum player has sticks for hands
Not antlers
All I want for Christmas baby
Cookies, dope, & whores
Diabetic, narcoleptic
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Ah, you put a pen through my face
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Cookies, dope, & whores
I'm fucked up, but that's not why I want you
I'm attracted to you because of your
Cookies, dope, & whores
Don't fuck my Christmas up, bitch
I love snow
I think the postman stole my soul
You're my favorite hallucination, baby
Cyborg Dentist
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I had a bad toothache
Couldn't let it go no more
I went to the Cyborg Dentist
But his waiting room was full
What the fuck?
I sat there for so long
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
I don't even know what teeth are
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I became hypnotized
And from somewhere in the back room
I heard Cyborg Dentist cry:
And I can never die!
Dad Trapped in the Lava Fields
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Was a dream, but it felt so real
Dad trapped in the lava fields
The volume of the radio corresponds to his lifeforce
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Digital Werewolf
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Digital werewolf
Download your soul
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Experimental Jones
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Because he's experimental
The average person leaves him alone
(Poor Guy) Experimental Jones
To Experimental Jones this is what pop music sounds like:
The moon rises over town
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
But he would say the town is sinking
Experimental Jones
Keep thinking
Extra Innings in the World Series of Erotica
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I am Paperboy
I am Galaga
I am Breakout
I am Contra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
An elf lives in the bridge of my nose
That's how I know Santa personally
I am banjo
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Peanut butter and jelly strengthens my platelets
That's how I met Samantha
I am Borneo
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
My fingernails are totally made of bamboo
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
That's how I know Santa personally
I am harmonica
I am Rodan
I am Mothra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
That's how I met Samantha
I am Sumatra
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
I am Madonna
I am Sinatra
That's why I got myself a panda
You versus me
Extra innings in the World Series of erotica
Fountain Room
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Like a wonderful cocoon
Your hand holding mine
In the quiet fountain room
It was Christmas time
In a gown of lavender
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
'Neath moonlight broke by the trees
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You whispered in my ear
Blonde hair touching my shoulder
"What are we doing here?"
Softly spoke to thee
"This is not reality,
You are in my dream"
Fuck Today in Advance
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I got up this morning
Put on my shirt and pants
And said:
Fuck today in advance
"How are things going?"
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Do you even have to ask?
Fuck today in advance
Give the Bees More Time to Become Apparent
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Give the bees more time to become apparent..
They'll become clear
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The more that you're near
Give the bees more time to become apparent
Ghost in the Graveyard
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Jumping fences in the Milky Way
Santa took my homework away
But we'll still get B's
I'll see you later under the tree
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Eating oranges in some guy's garage
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
I'm talking bout..
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Today's the day I turn professional
I'm talking bout Ghost in the Graveyard
Runaway from home and play
Now we've got essential vitamins
If you forget the landscaping
Then there will be no escaping
Hallucinating Deer
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Hallucinating deer..
Oh baby, there's nothing to fear
You're only hallucinating deer
"Did you say that I'm really a hallucinating deer?"
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
"Do I have a photograph of my own memory?"
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You're only hallucinating deer
No Bryan, you're only having hallucinations of deer, probably stress related
No Bryan, you falsely claimed to have a photographic memory, remember?
"Un-uh"
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Happy)
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Seven hours after dark
My soul nearly fell out of my body
Robot angel in the driver's seat began to spark
He's got a good heart
With snowsuit compartments that actually got me
I know I'm laughing
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
Pumpkins cover the porches in January
My eyelids are satin, actually
I though it Maud passing by
Telling me that I'd just died
Sometimes I laugh, but never start
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Bea Arthur is right outside (the van)
I love this Hawaiian Trailer Park
My eyelids are satin, actually
Telling me that I'd just died
It feels so good to be in a Hawaiian Trailer Park
It feels too good in you Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hawaiian Trailer Park (Sad)
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I thought that you were lyin'
When you left me for a Hawaiian
I won second prize
Without my satin eyes
Lost my arm on a Hawaiian farm
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Without my satin eyes
Lost my head in Hawaiian bed
Lost my marbles in a Hawaiian carpool
Lost my heart in the backwoods of your Hawaiian Trailer Park
Hinsdale
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Hinsdale
Better than Rev. Dimsdale
Twelve streets called "Lincoln"
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Which got me thinking
Why not "Sussudio?"
I still haven't figured out my home recording studio
Honey, Our Neighbors Are Birds
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Honey, have you heard?
Our neighbors, neighbors are birds
As the dawn touches the lawn
We'll listen to their song
And make love all morning long
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Hunchback Paperboy
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Hunchback paperboy
It was all a big mistake
Hunchback paperboy
You're fired
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I Came Back From the Dead to Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I came back from the dead to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
I wanted to make you egg nog french toast for breakfast
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
A kiss from you was still on my wish list
I Live in an Arboretum
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I live in an arboretum
Every day is autumn
The sun shines through the trees
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
I live in an arboretum
In a living museum
I need to feel it
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Solo!
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
From now on
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
It's another perfect autumn day..
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I jump in a piles of leaves
With laughing squirrels and pretty girls
In a living museum
Cuz I'd never believe it
It's another perfect autumn day
Everybody get weird now
Look at all the beautiful trees
There's one
My life is going to be
One long indian summer
I Wanna Be the Privateer of Your Heart
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I saw your face on a silver dollar
Western sweater with an eastern collar
All day, you've got this mariner dreaming
All night, you can hear me screaming
"I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Thought I saw you in a Turkish square
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
There's nothing that I won't barter
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer..
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
All night, you can hear me screaming
I wanna be the privateer of your heart"
Killed 40,000 natives for a lock of your hair
Keep sailing farther
Push the crew harder
I love you so much,
I wrote it in the charter 'cause
I wanna be the privateer of your heart
I Wanna Live in Another Dimension Entirely
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Like a cassette tape in a coat pocket
I was all twisted up inside
Living in another dimension
Was the one thing I hadn't tried
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
On a log ride through nameless vapor
I planned the perfect caper
I wanna live in another dimension
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Entirely
I planned the perfect caper
Entirely
I Want Immediate Access to Autumn
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I want immediate access to Autumn
Reject all summers
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I miss Autumn's believing in the transparent ceiling
Chlorophyll is feeling ill
I am feeling wonderfill
I want immediate access to Aumtumn
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Vote Fall
I want immediate access to Autumn
I am feeling wonderfill
I'll Come Over, Tonight
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I'll come over, tonight..
(no translation available for Greek & French spoken word)
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
If New York & China Were Lovers
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
If New York and
China were lovers
They'd be so far
Away
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
If I Had Arms I Would Hold You
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
If I had arms
I would hold you
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
In a Bank at Night
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
In a bank at night..
Rarely do you find yourself
In a bank at night
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Johnny Iceberg
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I can hear your bass all over the neighborhood
On that relatively cold summer night
Johhny Iceberg
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
It's getting crowded in Heaven..
Now there's no place left to go
The marquee says:
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Here's your red letters
I hope you feel better
Now there's no place left to go
18 year Old Boy-Orange is in Love with the Celestial Gyroscope in his Mind
His proposal in the sunken living room of Doctor Doom's laboratory castle
Made the top ten of all time
Koala Valentine
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Makes me, makes me, makes me lose my mind
Koala Valentine
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
I work at the lumberyard to benefit my sense of smell
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
Drinking rain from a coconut that cost a million dollars
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Koala, Koala, Koala Valentine
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Helps me undress
Koala Valentine
Put me in the will I guess
The dashboard panel of my Chevy Lumina is haunted
I haven't been feeling well
It would be nice to be a cloud
Nobody gives me any good advice
I can't believe I'm not allowed to say "good morning" before midnight
My baby got her first haircut
I've never heard of this species of flowers
Who puts in these kind of hours?
Leprechauns & Pugs
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Leprechauns & pugs
Wall sized diamond rugs
They used to be nowhere
Now they're everywhere
Leprechauns & pugs
Fireflies & hugs..
In the trees
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Fireflies & hugs..
In the meadows
In the stars
In the white water rapids
At the end of the waterfall
That's where it all happens
My Heart is a Haunted House
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
You solved the murder mystery
And went down in history
My heart is a haunted house
Can you save me?
I stayed in the hotel room
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
I went to the cemetery
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
I can't find no protection
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
With April, May, and June
My heart is a haunted house
I thought you knew
Where my second wife was buried
My heart is a haunted house
Love is scary
From this broken heart infection
My heart is a haunted house
Just an honorable mention
My $100 Guitar Vaporized the Oregon Trail
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Raise your eyebrow and
We're on the Oregon Trail
I'm a kid again
I'm a robot again
(Bird becomes ghost in your living room
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the winter, I'm in construction
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I'm a robot again
It's Sunday afternoon)
In the summer, I'm a teacher
In the spring & in the autumn, I'm just trying to meet ya
Napoleon Wishes He Had a Coke at Waterloo
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
June 18th, 1815
Waterloo Battlefield
Napoleon Bonaparte, commanding the finest army he would ever know, suffers his legendary defeat at the hands of General Wellington of Great Britain
Undone by impertinent officers and his own arrogance, Napoleon's army was ultimately crushed by British and Prussian armies after one final headlong charge
Fleeing the battlefield in great haste (leaving behind his trademark hat), Napoleon discovered his reinforcements slaughtered, the corpses thouroughly picked over by British soldiers and Belgian peasants
In total, Napoleon left 64,000 French casualties, 25,000 dead, and tens of thousands of horses and artillery in the retreat from his last great campaign
Looking back, generations later, it can be clearly inferred that Napoleon wishes he had a Coke at Waterloo
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Neighbors' Snowman
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
So I hear you're hanging out with a Japanese elf
Are you sure that's wise?
He's got a bad temper
When you walk into his garden without permission
I bet he loses his mind
I cut off my only finger today
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
Look out the window
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Motherfucker, they did a good job!
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The horizon is your dance partner, bitch
I said "Oh man,
Check out the neighbors' snowman!"
Newborn Beaches
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I've heard it said
By the living dead
That your eyes are bubblegum pieces
When you called me a zombie
In front of a real zombie
They looked like newborn beaches
And when your eyes
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Were equalized
They shone like Chinese crystal
When you took me to Niagra Falls
Instead of the real Niagra Falls
That's when I drop the missles
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
I left my ghost stories out in the heartland
For orange groves and blue sand
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
I saw a beach within reach
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
I met a famous cloud photographer
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
Here you are
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
It captivates my mind
Oak Tree Vs Palm Tree
Which one will survive?
And ran to watch the sun go down
I saw a flare in the air
That looked like an ultrasound
A human heart cartographer
In a bar
By the pool
Near the dunes
In a cool
Hotel room
Oh, Julius!
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Oh, Julius!
You make us nervous
You set the bookstore on fire with your vaccuum cleaner of doom
"Fuck you" you said to everyone in the room
Oh, Julius!
The inspector was curious
Oh, Julius!
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Waiting for hours for someone to notice your flowers
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
Poor Julius!
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
The doctor says there's two of us
But I think he's wrong
I haven't seen you fo so long
Oh, Julius!
It hit me like a bus
Somebody true
You jury is deadlocked and worried
The guy from the whig store was wrong
And only I knew
I finally saw you yesterday
The spacejackhammers turned you into a license plate
It made me furious
Oh, Julius!
We're all delirious
Oh, Julius!
It looks like you're losing us
Goodbye, Julius!
Outback Jack
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Outback Jack's got some weed in his backpack
How's my koala?
He's high!
Outback Jack's got a bowl
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
I hope this boomerang comes back with some opiates
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
He keeps it in the kangaroo's pouch
How's my wombat?
He's high!
Patriot Enforcers
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
A petty thief walks the streets
Breaking laws to get his kicks
His nose explodes by way of basketball
Now he knows he's in deep shit
Some old lady called the..
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Patriot Enforcers
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress
The face of the law is a basketball..
President Pumpkin, Your Wife is a Gourd
Patriot Enforcers
Romantic Sorcerers
Justice is finally served
Surrogate Baby
Justice is finally served, under duress