St. LCW Volume 13: 4th Taping Results
Reported by Jim Boz
The mid way point of the night featured a one on one match between Sid Justice and Sinner, and, after being the first man to make his way to the ring, Sid Justice filled us in as to why this match was about to take place. Sid said that earlier in the day he had gone to see commissioner Winnie Nobbe to ask for a favour, the favour being to put Justice and Sinner in a warm up match tonight ready for their pay-per-view contest. The maniacal one went on to claim that because Winnie Nobbe is the greatest commissioner of all time, he granted Sid his favour.
Hence, Justice went on to claim that after he had finished with the popular performer tonight he wouldn�t even make it to their match at Outrage. On this note, the entrance music of Sinner sounded out in the St.LCW area and the West Bromwich Albion fan emerged to face the first of his two prospective battles with the sycho. The contest began with a standard collar and elbow tie up in which Sid seemed to overpower Sinner by backing him up to the nearest table. Once there, we did not see a clean break from Justice, on the contrary, the bearded lunatic slipped in a swift right hand to the stomach of his adversary.
Then, Sid nailed Sinner with three big kicks to the bread basket, the third of which sent the former Blobby fan flying to the outside. Here, Justice continued to pepper Sinner with some shots until the Hawthorns regular landed a low blow to stem the tide of offence. This below the belt shot only briefly stopped the big man though, as by the time Sinner had made it to his feet, Sid was waiting for him with a big boot to the face. Following on from this, Justice continued to hammer his opponent on the outside of the ring, this was a fatal mistake.
While the man that rules the world was enjoying beating up Sinner in the isle way, the referee was busy counting both men out of the ring. And, it wasn�t until the official reached the maximum ten count that Sid realised what was going on. As the bell then signalled the end of the match through a double count out, Justice began to remonstrate with the ref. When ref Dan then informed the loud mouth that he had counted both men out of the ring, Sid lost it. Justice scooped up the referee and almost snapped him in half with a back breaker.
The crazy man then proceeded to stomp a mud hole in the official, thank god that the Megson mark made his way back into the ring in an attempt to save the helpless ref. Sinner nailed Sid with some shots and then put him down with a DDT. The former dancer then went to the top and came flying off in the direction of Justice, but, much to Sinner�s chagrin, the former World champion caught him around the neck in preparation for a chokeslam. However, before Sid could deliver his trademark manoeuvre, the Baggies fan caught Justice with a shot, which led to the maniac releasing his vice like grip.
A free Sinner then made his way back up top but before he had chance to come flying off this time, Sid nailed him with a punch to the stomach while he was perched up there. This gave Justice the opening he needed to hook the Sinning one up for the dreaded powerbomb, once hoist up into the air by the mad man there was only one way for Sinner to go, down! As Sinny lay motionless after receiving Sid�s finishing manoeuvre, we were all left doubtless that if Justice does nail the powerbomb at Outrage then there can be no hope for Sinner. Therefore, we must all pray that Sin-bad can avoid this devastating manoeuvre and instead deliver his Sin bottom.
The penultimate contest of the night was a triple threat match between Mimmickmaster, Jason Sensation and Father Johnson. The action began with Mimmickmaster escaping a hiptoss attempt from each of his opponents and then Father Johnson assuming the initial advantage by delivering a hiptoss and an armdrag to Jason Sensation. The fan favourite soon got in on the act though as he too was able to deliver an armdrag to Jason. Following on from this however, Mimmickmaster was almost taken out of his boots as Father nailed him with a clothesline.
But you cant keep a good twin down for long, therefore, MMM was soon back on his feet and delivering a missile dropkick from the top onto Sensation. Mimmickmaster then turned his attention to Johnson. Mimmick hooked the Christian into a full nelson and then sent him crashing down on his tail bone, coincidentally, Father landed with his leg coming crashing down onto an already fallen 24 caret gold. Mimmickmaster then delivered an impressive northern lights suplex to Johnson, but, before Mark the Mimmick could really hammer home his advantage, both he and the righteous one were felled by a breathtaking double move from Jason.
Sensation simultaneously nailed Mimmickmaster with a side effect and Father with a bulldog. The sneaky competitor then scored a near fall on Mimmickmaster Mark before dumping him to the outside. Jason then delivered a high knee to Johnson (which brought about a two count) and then Sensation scored another near fall on the prey boy after nailing him with a spinning heel kick. The former Intercontinental champion was not finished with Father yet, as he went on to get another two count on Johnson as the result of a high impact suplex.
After this, Mimmickmaster returned to the fray only to be clamped into a waist lock by the C.R.A.P. member. Then, when Father was in the process of delivering a German suplex to Merk Clerk, Jason performed a speedy sunset flip over the top of both men, thus resulting in Mimmickmaster being hurled across the room by Johnson while the religious man himself was in the process of being pinned. With Mark the Mimmickmaster Clarke consequently out of the picture, Sensation�s sunset flip was enough to keep Father down for the three count.
Hence, Jay emerged from the triple threat match as the victor, but what he and his other opponents are probably more focused on right now is their upcoming matches at Outrage. Notably, Mimmickmaster�s focus has seemingly been lacking ever since his pay-per-view match with Mr. Ass has been announced: last week the better twin was upset by Cardinal Yeomans and this week Mimmickmaster was beaten by a less experienced, though quickly rising competitor. This can only mean one thing, twinnie is not 100% focused on his career at the moment, rather, all that Mimmickmaster can think about is getting his hands on the man who betrayed him at Tides of change, that man of course is... Mr. Ass
Similarly, Jason and Johnson could not have been 100% focused on this triple threat match as they were both probably having thoughts in the back of their minds about their upcoming fatal four way match at Outrage for the European title. Make no mistake, the performance of both men tonight was probably affected by their undeniable desires to capture one of the most significant titles in St.LCW. Both Sensation and the Holy man would have had one eye on the pay-per-view as they squared up in this, their last televised match before the big event.
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