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| St. LCW Volume 12: 2nd Taping Results Reported by Dave Daniels The second week of volume twelve was kicked off with a bang as Mimmick Masters famous music hit and the best twin entered the arena to a jubilant crowd. Next out for the opening match was not the best twin, Thanatos. He entered on his own, no manager in site and instantly started brawling with long time brother Mimmick. But these two were not our only combatants and as a standing dropkick from the Master stunned the crowd DK Omen made his entrance. Omen never made it to the ring though as Thanatos was hurled over the top by Mimmick into the rocker. The final participant in this fatal four way then entered, Father Cory Johnson. Getting caught up in the brawl taking place on the outside between the Mexican and DK, Johnson never saw the plancha from Mimmick Master Mark who had been recovering in the ring. MMM then took charge of the match dragging the Latino lurve machine back to the ring. Father Johnson got the better of DK Omen and landed a big suplex as Mimmick nailed a textbook Russian leg sweep on the evil twin. Mimmick then showed us that he�s not only about flying with a technical roll up, which resulted in a near fall. However before Triple M could capitalise Inferno landed a German suplex which changed the tide of the match. The return to the ring at this point by the Daddy led to him taking part in a devastating double suplex on Mimmick with Thanatos. DK Omen had been down but was not out and returned to the ring taking control of Father Johnson before the C.R.A.P member could mount any more offence. This left the look-a-likes to battle it out once more. Not a lot could separate them and their feud ended in a double high cross body with neither man able to get up. This had cleared the way for Omen, who then landed the DKO neck breaker on the Christian. This claimed victory on the night and DK Omen left a happy man. DK Omen had won the war but the battle was not over, as Triple M and the Mexican continued to fight on the outside. Culminating in a tornado DDT on Thanatos and Mimmick leaving with his minor victory. On that note Thanatos� music hit and out came his loud-mouthed partner Winston Nobbe. Winnie Knob said that he had a few things to say that couldn�t wait. First on the commissioners agenda was sacking quiet man Silent Jack. He then had a dig at small man Sam Van Dam for stealing his airtime last week and said that he wouldn�t tolerate it again and Sam was banned from the arena that night. The blubbering sweat hog wasn�t finished and called back to the ring Mimmick he then proceeded to verbally lay in to him for helping Sam the week previous. Ending his rant saying MMM needed to be punished. A worn down Master was no match for Thanatos and Winnie and took a beating, which ended in a patented spine buster from the fat man. The second segment this week was announced by top St.LCW commentator Jim Bowen as an interview with leader and dwarf porn fan Hayden Williams, the man from the outback, Iron Mike Wiseman and the Nazi Sympathiser Jurgen Frobe, collectively known as the New Breed. They then made their way to the St.LCW ring (which, by the way, is made up of four major mats, eight minor mats, four rubbish mats, six major tables, three corner tables, four damp cushions and one chair) with Hayden Williams leading the way with Jurgen Frobe in toe being dragged by his ear. The third member of the party was the first to speak. Iron Mike Wiseman told us that Hayden had had a falling out with Jurgen Frobe and was upset. The reason for this falling out was the poor performances from Jurgen in recent weeks. However, to the seemingly innocent St.Lukes crowd member it appeared that Frobey was being made the scapegoat for the new breeds recent lack of success. It was clearly the intention of Hayden Williams to punish Frobey, not only this but to embarrass him as well. Thus the St.Lukes crowd were amazed at the punishments thought up by the maniacal Hayden. First Jurgen was ordered to kiss the shoes of his leader the demonic Mr.Willliams. He reluctantly stooped down and kissed Hayden�s feet and was visible unhappy. Further more the Munich native was ordered to entertain the crowd by dancing like a farm yard animal, namely a chicken or possibly rooster, at a push it could have been a turkey. Either way it had the desired affect of embarrassing Jurgen Frobe and highlighting the power that the New Breed has over him. The emotional trauma was not over for the young German as he was promptly booted in the left butt cheek by his comrades as they all left the arena. We can only imagine what indignities Frobey was made to suffer for the rest of that cold Friday night. Many fans were left disappointed this week as fan fave Antoni Boden was not present due to back injuries sustained at the hands of Sid and Angel No Moore the previous week. The man in Sid�s sights this week was the wacky one Sinner. Their one on one match this week started out with Sinner entering the ring, Mr.Blobby was no where in sight. Sid promptly followed with the ironically named Angel and the match started out with the veteran calling the early shots. Sinner didn�t take Sid�s punishment for long and started his comeback with a DDT followed by an atomic drop. He then proceeded to nail the big guy with two running clotheslines, the second of which knocked the Sycho to the outside. After a double axe handle to the outside, and one to the inside Sinner gained a near fall. However, the old timer still had a few tricks up his sleeve and a lack of concentration from new ref Chris allowed Sid to land a painful looking low blow on the good Sinner. |
| Volume 12: 2nd Taping 21/11/03 |
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