St. LCW Hell Freezes Over 2003

12th and 19th September 2003
Hell Freezes Over 2003

Week 2 Results were reported by Dave Robinson

Well, another volume over, more results to provide to you. I'm gonna show Morris how it's done. Here we go...

Hornblower arrested Kidd Napper and regained Sam Van Dam

To open Week 2 of PPV action, we saw Kidd Napper come to the ring with Sam Van Dam in the suitcase , which was heavily strapped with explosive devices, and a shotgun in his hand.

A circle table had been set up in the ring, where the 'Trade Off' was to be conducted.

Hornblower and Natasha Ryder then came to the ring. The 'blower handed over the funds as required to regain Sam Van Dam, but Kidd Napper wasn't happy. SVD told us before hand that KN planned to spend the rest of his life on a beach in Barbados, but he wasn't about to do that with the funds that Hornblower handed over. A collection of pennies didn't satisfy the balaclavered bandit, who lashed out at the P.I. and a vicious fight followed.

Kidd Napper seemed to gain the advantage, conspicuously hitting Se7en's signature moves, both the "Overdrive" and the "Centre of Attention." He set up a double table near to the boundary tables of the ring. This is where the momentum changed. KN attempted to suplex Hornblower through the boards, but 'blower reversed, hitting the Michinoku Driver off the top! Kidd Napper never recovered from that point.

Whilst KN was down, Natasha Ryder, with the help of a set of wire cutters, released SVD from the suitcase! Van Dam then hit a "Dudley Dog" on KN, before celebrating and leaving with Natasha Ryder, who left a pair of furry handcuffs at ringside.

The next thing which happened horrified the sell out crowd. After back body dropping the 'blower from an attempted powerbomb, KN shot John Hornblower, and then revealed himself as Se7en! Se7en continued to shoot the 'blower, believing that he he had finished  off the temporary P.I.

This wasn't the case though, as 'blower was wearing a bullet proof vest! After issueing the 'Bulldog' to a stnned Se7en, he arrested him!

We will have to wait until next volume to find out the repercussions of Se7en's actions, but it is believed that he received a concussion after going through the double board.

Winnie Nobbe beat An-ton-i Boden for Commissionership.

In a strange change of events, the advertised match featuring Boden and Thanatos was changed due to Thanatos breaking his leg whilst "grinding a lady." Well...

After trying to convince Grell to take Thanatos' place, Winnie Nobbe stepped in himself. Boden clearly had the advantage, beating the hell out of Nobbe, and even slamming the 400 pounder. It was an unexpected face though who changed the probable ending to the match.

Mai Hem, signed to a temporary contract by the "Ice Man", came to ringside and distracted Referee Dan. This also distracted Boden, who was then spine-bustered by Nobbe, costing him the match, and the Commissionership.

Why did Mai Hem do this? She thought that by helping Nobbe, he would "upgrade her contract to a permanent one." This was not the case, as Nobbe took objection to her interference, and then fired her! She then slapped Nobber twice, and delivered a ruthless chop before leaving the building.

                                     
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