The Property Guide Mamelodi is a booming town, situated on the outskirts of fair Pretoria. With it's ever booming economy and relatively low crime rate, Mamelodi is the ideal playground for young up-and-coming executives. With it's wide array of cultures, smells and sights, Mamelodi is set to soon becoming a tourist hot spot - ideal for corporate investors to make a killing on a relatively small investment with low to no geniune risks envolved. Mamelodi west, just 10 minutes outside the hustle and bustle of a big city, is on the other hand a slow paced and serene little village, ideal for pensioners and people who "just want to take a break from it all". It is it's tranquility that elevates Mamelodi west to the top of this guide's list of ideal holiday destinations for dreary rest seekers and nature lovers alike. For investment opportunities, call your nearest property broker - and hurry, spaces are limited.

The interview In a secret location, not far from Berchtesgarten, an interesting and not very well known interview took place. Se7encents was there and Adolf Hitler had to provide the answers. (following is a transcribe of the actual interview) 7c : Hello AH AH : Hello 7c 7c : How are you AH? AH : Fine, and you 7c? 7c : I'm fine thanks, say AH, rumour has it that that you're quite the bad boy (looking AH straight          in the eyes) AH : Aag now 7c, you can't always believe what you hear. Well, maybe a little bad(moves around         in his chair) 7c : Would you care to elaborate AH? AH : Well 7, between you and I (looks around the room) it started when I was just a little boy on          the verge of sexual awakening, you know when the difference between little boys and                  little girls can only be noticed once they remove their pants (chuckles at himself) 7c : Please continue AH AH : Agg well 7 (blushing), its like this, I never could figure out why my mommy wore those              funny silk-like pants under her dresses.... 7c : You mean silk stockings (trying not to sound condescending) AH : Yes, silk stockings, thanks 7..... 7c : It's a pleasure AH.... AH : Anyway, one day while I was alone at home, I had to try them on. Oh 7, they were        fabulous, the soft touch of silk between my thighs, I was instantly hooked. And then of        course I had to try her g-strings.... 7c : ....of course... AH : ......which were a bit uncomfortable at first, but boy do they grow on you 7, like you won't        believe.... 7c : .....I don't even want to know AH, but please continue.... AH : Ah yes, well these feelings and emotions were all quite new to me 7, you have to        understand, but I liked the feeling and I've been experimenting with different things ever         since. 7c : You mean in a sexual way... AH : Of course, but enough of that, I want to tell you about my secret obsession (eyes sparkling) 7c : Well AH, don't let me stop you (slightly sarcastic)