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Pre-Show
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Live! From the Georgia Dome, Atlanta, Georgia! September 8, 2002 |
("Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale plays as the camera pans around the packed Georgia Dome, showing fans entering the arena and some sitting ready in their seats for the huge event. It then pans to Clark Addison and Candy Cox)
Clark Addison: Hello all and welcome to the Pre-Show of SCW Crossing The Line! I'm Clark Addison, and with me, the always beautiful Candy Cox!
Candy Cox: Hi all! Clark, why am I here though? They just told me 10 minutes ago to come out and help you with this...
Clark Addison: Johnny Roxbury hasn't showed up to the arena yet, hopefully he gets here before the PPV starts. Even though he doesn't do much anyway...
Candy Cox: Oh, okay. So what are we supposed to be doing?
Clark Addison: We need to cover events leading up to tonights matches, and we have a few interviews...
Candy Cox: Wait. If I'm out here, who is going to be doing the interviews?
Clark Addison: Good question...
Candy Cox: Oh well, what should we start with?
Clark Addison: Well...we do have the finals of the US Title Tournament tonight! Fatal Fury will be squaring off against Kid Mayhem and R-Dog!
Candy Cox: Speaking of Kid Mayhem, he's also in the Tag Title Tournament. He could very well become a double Champion...
Clark Addison: We've heard his comments throughout the past two weeks, some regarding you Candy. Is what he says true?
Candy Cox: I don't know what you're talking about Clark...
Clark Addison: He said he left you "begging for more."
Candy Cox: Right...like someone that looks like him, could ever get with me.
Clark Addison: But anyway, Fatal Fury has fought his way through the tournament. Kid Mayhem and R-Dog faced each other last week, but no winner was determined. All three of these men have a huge opportunity.
Candy Cox: Apparently, the new interviewer is backstage with Fatal Fury now...wonder who it is?
(Camera cuts backstage)
Triumph: Thank you Clark, you nerd. It's me, Triumph the Insult Dog. Standing here behind me...which quite honestly scares me.
(Triumph moves to the side)
Triumph: Is Fatal Fury. Fatal Fury, tell me something. Being a wrestler for SCW is very very demanding, out on the road almost the entire year! That's tough, but tell me ... how does your imaginary girlfriend take it? I mean doesn't she get lonely?
Fatal Fury: What are you talking about? I don't have an imaginary girlfriend!
Triumph: I kid, I kid. Seriously though, how did SCW find you? Is there some kind of Wrestling School for Nerds?
Fatal Fury: Listen you mutt, I don't know what your problem is, but incase you didn't know I'M FATAL FUCKING FURY!
Triumph: Okay, Okay. Relax. It's not fun to make fun of you anyways, there's no need, it would be like pooping on poop!
(Fury grabs Triumph by the throat)
Fatal Fury: What'd you say?
Triumph: (trying to breathe) I said you're the best wrestler ever.
(Fury releases Triumph)
Fatal Fury: You're damn right, and don't you forget it!
(Fury walks off as Triumph looks at the camera)
Triumph: ....For me to poop on!
(Camera cuts back to Candy Cox and Clark Addison)
Clark Addison: Triumph the Insult Dog....
Candy Cox: At least it's not another girl trying to take my job.
Clark Addison: With what we just saw, that might be better...
Candy Cox: To you, maybe.
 Paul Damien Default |
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 Sledge Default |
("What Is Love" by Haddaway hits as Johnny Roxbury comes down and joins Clark Addison and Candy Cox)
Johnny Roxbury: Sup?
Clark Addison: You're a bit late, Johnny.
Johnny Roxbury: I was on vacation. But what are you doing out here with my girl?
Candy Cox: Your girl? In your dreams.
Johnny Roxbury: You know it, baby.
Candy Cox: Well I'm going to the back...
Johnny Roxbury: I'll see you later then.
Candy Cox: No you won't.
(Candy Cox walks up the aisle and into the back)
Johnny Roxbury: Damnit, Clark. You ruined it!
Clark Addison: Ruined what?
Johnny Roxbury: She would have been all over me if it wasn't for you.
Clark Addison: Right...
Johnny Roxbury: So what's going on?
Clark Addison: We're in the middle of the Pre-Show for Crossing The Line?
Johnny Roxbury: Pre-Show? Why didn't I see any red carpet?
Clark Addison: Why would there be a red carpet?
Johnny Roxbury: There's always a red carpet at Pre-Shows, Clark! You're so not hip.
Clark Addison: Whatever you say, Johnny. But we need to get on with the show. Another huge match up that's happening tonight, that will change the SCW in a huge way, the Hell in A Cell Match!
Johnny Roxbury: You go to Hell.
Clark Addison: Right...SCW Owner Seth Montez will be taking on President of the SCW, Kid Kronic! Loser of this match will be banned from SCW for a month! This would allow the winner of this match to have tons of influence with what will be going on with SCW.
Johnny Roxbury: Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
Clark Addison: They still give you that headset don't they?
Johnny Roxbury: What is love?
Clark Addison: Okay...but we hear Candy Cox is backstage with President Kid Kronic.
(Camera cuts backstage)
Candy Cox: So Kronic, what are you thinking heading into this match?
Kid Kronic: What am I thinking? After what Seth did, I finally get to get my hands on him. Once he's locked in that cell with me, he won't be able to avoid me, or have anyone jump me from behind.
Candy Cox: Speaking of that, what do you think of Shot Caller being Seth's new bodyguard?
Kid Kronic: I don't really care. Shot Caller is just looking for a way to get into the main event picture. That he can't do it with his wrestling ability, he sucks up to Seth. Either way, he won't be able to get into that cell and guard Seth tonight.
Candy Cox: Are you...
(Triumph the Insult Dog then comes into camera's view)
Triumph: Hey, hey. What's going on here?
Candy Cox: Oh God, not you...
Triumph: What's with that ho outfit?
Candy Cox: Excuse me?
Triumph: Do you let just anyone come up and hump your leg? It sure looks that way. And you Kronic, what's with those sideburns? It's 2002 you freakin' idiot!
Candy Cox: I guess this interview is over...
Triumph: That was a quickie. You're use to that kind of thing aren't you Candy?
(Camera cuts back to Clark Addison and Johnny Roxbury)
Johnny Roxbury: Who is that dog?
Clark Addison: It's Triumph the Insult Dog...apparently he's our new interviewer.
Johnny Roxbury: He talks.
Clark Addison: Yeah...
Johnny Roxbury: A talking dog!
Clark Addison: Anyway...at least we got to hear some of Kronic's thoughts.
Johnny Roxbury: And a talking dog, that's cool.
Clark Addison: Right. But now it's time for our second match of the evening, as Dead Guy McGee, "Ghetto Superstar" Perry T, and Drunken Zelot square off against each other in a Triple Threat Match!
 Dead Man McGee 11/15B |
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Clark Addison: What a great match!
Johnny Roxbury: That match sucked, those Williams sisters piss me off.
Clark Addison: What?
Johnny Roxbury: Serena Williams just won her third Grand Slam in a row, I hate her.
Clark Addison: What does tennis have to do with tonight?
Johnny Roxbury: I don't know, you said it.
Clark Addison: Anyway, another highly anticipated match tonight is the main event! As "Sensational Shooter" Shane Montez will be defending the World title against "Cold Stone" Lance Ausstin! This match has been brewing since SCW's first PPV, Brand New Low, and it will be settled tonight!
Johnny Roxbury: You know, to get rid of anticipation, you should wear more deoderant Clark.
Clark Addison: Right...but it's just about time for Crossing The Line to start! We'll see you there!
("Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale video begins playing)
You don't feel the pain
Too much is not enough
(Clip of Anson Fleury winning his match on High Risk)
Nobody said this stuff makes any sense
(Clip of "The New HBK" Tom Dinardi dancing in the ring after his win)
We're hooked again
(Clip of Anson Fleury attacking Tom Dinardi with a chair in the ring)
Point of no return
See how the buildings burn
(Clip of Dark Scorpion getting pinned by Emilio ALI)
Light up the night
Such pretty sight
(Clip of Veesh Man looking down at Dark Scorpion)
Adrenaline keeps me in the game
Adrenaline you don't even feel the pain
(Clip of LaJon Frechette next to an Alex Hart cardboard cutout)
Wilder than your wildest dreams
When you're going to extremes
It takes adrenaline
(Clip of LaJon Frechette running over the cardboard cutout)
You don't feel the pain
Sail through an empty night
(Clip of Kid Kronic hitting Shot Caller with Roll the Joint)
It's only you and I who understand
There is no plan
(Clip of Fatal Fury pinning Shot Caller)
Get closer to the thrill
(Clip of Kid Mayhem and R-Dog wrestling to a time limit draw)
Only time will kill
What's in your eyes
(Clip of Kooch Michaels announcing the Triple Threat for the US Title)
Is so alive
Adrenaline keeps me in the game
(Clip of Kid Mayhem and Rod Cummings defeating Lance Ausstin)
Adrenaline you don't even feel the pain
Wilder than your wildest dreams
(Clip of Shot Caller and "Legit" Lou Saunders defeating LaJon Frechette and Nightstalker)
When you're going to extremes
(Clip of Kid Mayhem's promo)
It takes adrenaline
(Clip of Shot Caller's promo)
Run through the speed of sound
(Clip of Spike Jenkins standing over Dave Destruction holding a chair)
Every thing slows you down
And all color that surrounds you
(Clip of Dave Destruction talking to Candy Cox)
Are bleeding to the walls
(Clip of Spike Jenkins laid out before Los Talibanes match)
All the things you really need
Just wait to find the speed
(Clip of Lance Ausstin wrestling the tag match alone)
Then you will achieve
Escape velocity
Too much is not enough
(Clip of Emilio ALI winning the IC Title in a Ladder Match)
Nobody gave it up
Im not the kind
(Clip of Bone Breaker running down during High Risk main event, chasing away Emilio)
To lay down and die
Adrenaline
keeps me in the game
(Clip of Seth Montez hitting Kid Kronic with the Smirnoff Superkick)
Adrenaline
you don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Kid Kronic hitting Masked Maniac with the KottonmoutH Kick)
Wilder than your wildest dreams
When you're going to extremes
(Clip of Seth Montez leaving the arena)
It takes adrenaline
Adrenaline
Screaming out your name
(Clip of Kid Kronic challanging Seth Montez to a Hell In A Cell Match)
Adrenaline
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Seth having Shot Caller attack Kid Kronic from behind)
Wilder than your wildest dreams
When you're going to extremes
(Clip of Seth Montez and Kid Kronic brawling at the end of High Risk)
It takes adrenaline
Adrenaline
(Clip of Shane Montez defeating Lance Ausstin for the World Title at Brand New Low)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Lance Ausstin stunning Shane Montez)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Shane Montez costing Lance Ausstin his tag match)
I'm going to extremes
(Clip of Lance Ausstin chasing Shane Montez through the crowd)
There is nothing in between
(Clip of Lance Ausstin stunning Shane Montez)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Shane Montez hitting Lance Ausstin with the Sensational Spike)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Lance Ausstin stunning Shane Montez)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Shane Montez hitting Lance Ausstin with the Sensational Spike)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Lance Ausstin stunning Shane Montez)
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Live! From the Georgia Dome, Atlanta, Georgia! September 8, 2002 |
("Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale plays as pyros go off from the stage. The camera pans around the packed Georgia Dome, showing fans holding signs "WHAT?", "SCW = Not Dead", and "Dance With Me Emilio!" before panning to the announce table with Clark Addison and Johnny Roxbury.)
Clark Addison: Welcome everyone to SCW Crossing The Line! I'm of course Clark Addison, and sitting beside me, the always odd, Johnny Roxbury.
Johnny Roxbury: Sup?
Clark Addison: This is SCW's second pay per view, and we have a huge line up of matches! The US and World Tag Titles will be decided tonight, as the Intercontinental and World Titles will be defended!
Johnny Roxbury: I thought we were done for the night?
Clark Addison: That was the Pre-Show, Johnny...but we also have a Dueling Chairs Match with Spike Jenkins taking on Dave Destruction! That's definately going to be a violent match up. Also, Kid Kronic and Seth Montez taking on each other in that Cell that hangs above the ring at the moment!
Johnny Roxbury: That bastard Kooch said I couldn't do a new edition of The Dancing Floor tonight.
Clark Addison: Why not?
Johnny Roxbury: I think he's jealous of me.
Clark Addison: Why would he be jealous?
Johnny Roxbury: Clark, honestly. Look at me. Who isn't jealous?
Clark Addison: Me....
Johnny Roxbury: That's cause you suck.
Clark Addison: Anyway, we also apparently have a new member of the SCW crew, Triumph the Insult Dog. I guess he'll be joining Candy Cox in doing interviews.
Johnny Roxbury: Triumph the Insult Dog rules!
Clark Addison: If you say so, Johnny. But it's time for our opening match, as "The New HBK" Tom Dinardi will be taking on newcomer, Anson Fleury! Both of these men won their respective matches last week on High Risk, but Anson Fleury made his presence known attacking the celebrating Tom Dinardi.
Johnny Roxbury: What are you talking about?
Clark Addison: Ya know, Johnny, you should really start commentating.
Johnny Roxbury: Commenating?
Clark Addison: You know, talking about the match, and what's going on.
Johnny Roxbury: I know what's going on, don't worry about it.
Clark Addison: I doubt you do...but to Zan Yon Sux for the ring announcements!
(The small Korean man climbs into the ring)
Johnny Roxbury: Look! It's the guy from that System of A Down video!
Clark Addison: What are you talking about?
Johnny Roxbury: Aerials!
Clark Addison: Right...
Zan Yon Sux: Introducing first, from Clifton Park, New Jersey. Weighing in at 170lbs, "The New HBK" Tom Dinardi!
("Ride Of Your Life" by Neurotica hits as "The New HBK" Tom Dinardi starts coming down the aisle)
Clark Addison: Wait a minute! Anson Fleury just attacked Dinardi from behind! He's picking him up and taking him to ring...and he sends him head first into the ringpost!
Johnny Roxbury: I need to go get his autograph.
Clark Addison: He picks him up again, and rolls him into the ring. Anson slides in..and there's the bell.
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"The New HBK" Tom Dinardi 2/15B |
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(During Dinardi/Anson Match)
Clark Addison: Anson has that chair, and the ref is out...Anson goes to hit Dinardi, but Dinardi ducks! Kick to the midsection, he snatches the chair from Anson and hits him with it!
Johnny Roxbury: Why does that guy wearing the white and black shirt get to sleep? That's not fair.
Clark Addison: The ref starting to get up...Tom Dinardi heading to the top rope....Heartbreaker! He makes the cover! 1..2...3!! Tom Dinardi wins his first SCW PPV match!
Johnny Roxbury: I can dance better than him.
Clark Addison: Well Tom Dinardi celebrating by dancing around the ring, but we have word Candy Cox is standing backstage with Veesh Man!
Johnny Roxbury: That's the horny midget right?
Clark Addison: Yeah...
(Camera cuts backstage where Veesh Man is humping Candy Cox's leg)
Candy Cox: Veesh! Stop it! We need to do this interview!
Veesh Man: Don't act like you don't want it.
Candy Cox: Stop it!
Veesh Man: Okay, okay....
Candy Cox: How do you feel about your match tonight with Dark Scorpion?
Veesh Man: It's his fault we lost last week to Shane Montez and Emilio ALI. I was going to prove why I should be getting title shots, not people like Lance Ausstin and Bone Breaker.
Candy Cox: Why should you be getting title shots?
Veesh Man: Think about Candy. The win Shane Montez had over me at Brand New Low was controversial. I never got a one-on-one rematch against him! I've been here since the begenning, and I've been on top most of the time. But have I recieved a single title shot? No!
Candy Cox: Maybe it's cause you're a horny midget...
Veesh Man: That's exactly what it is! SCW management is holding me down! Just because they don't want a midget being their World Champion. How many more matches do I have to win before they realize that size doesn't matter! And if they don't believe that, they can ask Shawn Callin's grandmother!
Candy Cox: That's so wrong...
Veesh Man: You know you want some of the Veesh.
Candy Cox: No, I don't...
(Veesh Man then jumps onto Candy Cox's leg and starts humping again as the camera cuts back to ringside)
Johnny Roxbury: He's hitting on my girl! How dare him! I hate midgets!
Clark Addison: You just liked him two minutes ago...
Johnny Roxbury: Shut up, Clark.
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Veesh Man 14/15B |
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Clark Addison: And Veesh Man putting away Dark Scorpion, with another great performance! What was that about him accusing management of "holding him down"? Guess we'll be hearing more about that. But right now, we have this tape to play from earlier today...
(The scene opens up with Ryan Wilder standing outside of the 24k Club in Atlanta)
Ryan Wilder: It�s about time you got here. Let�s go Shane�s already inside.
(They head for the door but the doorman stops them)
Bruno: Yo, no camera�s allowed in the club.
(Wilder reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a bunch of cash. He counts out $200 and hands it to Bruno)
Ryan Wilder: It�s ok, we�re with the champ.
(Bruno pockets the cash)
Bruno: Yeah go right in.
(They go in and walk through the empty club. The find Shane sitting up on the stage getting a lap dances from all of the strippers that work there)
Camera Man: This place doesn�t get much business does it?
Ryan Wilder: Sure it does. You should have been here before Shane rented the place out.
Camera Man: So why are we here? What�s the point of doing a promo from a strip club?
Ryan Wilder: Just do your job and get this on tape.
(Wilder takes a seat on the edge of the stage)
Ryan Wilder: We�re here at this great popular strip club in Atlanta. Why you might ask? To prove a point to that little bastard Kid Mayhem. The point that anyone with a little cash can get some girls. Mayhem thinks his little street walking hoes are ten�s? Well take a look at what real money gets you.
(The camera pans up to look at the fine ass strippers with Shane)
Ryan Wilder: As for the Candy Cox incident, Shane didn�t do anything wrong. If he did he would have went to jail. Now you say you and your hoe have had her. That�s probably true, but Shane didn�t try and pay her. If he did he could have had her too.
Ryan Wilder: You say you want another shot at the World Title? But then you say you know what my response is going to be. If you already knew the answer why did you ask the question? Why don�t you try and beat someone that matters before you go asking for title shots. Oh and no one cares if you are going to be US and Tag Team champion. The only title that matters is the one that Shane already has. You can hold all of the other secondary titles and you would still suck.
Ryan Wilder: Now, Shot Caller. You think Shane and I are faggots? Why is that? Because we are always together? What about you and Seth? Now you�re Seth "bodyguard"? Seth never needed a bodyguard before. What makes you so special?
(Shane gets up out of his chair and throws on of the naked strippers on to Wilder. Ryan turns around and sees Shane staring at him)
Ryan Wilder: Sorry champ I get carried away sometimes.
(Shane jumps down off the stage and shoves Wilder. He then points at the camera)
Ryan Wilder: No problem, I�ll do that right now.
(Ryan looks back into the camera)
Ryan Wilder: I would like to apologize to Seth Montez for implying that he is in any way gay. No matter how much of a fudge packing cock sucker the Shot Caller is I know that Seth loves the ladies.
Ryan Wilder: Is that good enough? Good, where was I? July 25, 2001 you say you don�t remember that date. I�m not surprised, if I got my ass kicked that bad I probably wouldn�t remember either. You think Shane is scared of you. What is there to be scared of? You are a nobody. You don�t deserve a match with Shane. What more is there to say? You want me to name someone that Shane has beaten that you haven�t. Hmm�does it look like we have followed your career as a jobber? I have no idea if you have even won a match. So let�s take a shot in the dark and name�how about�who is a jobber that the champ has beaten�oh I got it, how about Danny Jenkins. Have you beaten that jobber Danny Jenkins?
Ryan Wilder: Well I think that just about raps things up.
(The scene fades to black)
Johnny Roxbury: Strippers!
Clark Addison: That was odd, things are heating up between some of the competitors hear in SCW. Shot Caller and Kid Mayhem won't stay out of each others paths for long.
Johnny Roxbury: Strippers...
Clark Addison: But next up, we have the self-proclaimed Canadian Icon, LaJon Frechette taking on Alex Hart!
 LaJon Frechette 11/15B |
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 Alex Hart 5/15B |
Clark Addison: And LaJon Frechette with an impressive win over Alex Hart! He was able to prove his point. Right now, we have Triumph the Insult Dog backstage with Smokey McPothead...this should be interesting.
(Camera cuts backstage)
Triumph: I swear that Clark guy is the biggest freakin' nerd around here.
Smokey McPothead:: Whoa...
Triumph: What?
Smokey McPothead:: Dude, you're a talking dog.
Triumph: Thank you Mr. Obvious, you freakin' moron.
Smokey McPothead:: Huh?
Triumph: I'm not going to bother, this guy smokes more than I poop!
(Camera cuts back to ringside)
Clark Addison: That one wasn't too bad at least....
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"The Herbal Enthusiast" Smokey McPothead: 14/15B |
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Clark Adisson: The tag title match is next but we have Kid Mayhem in the back with a few comments first....
(Camera cuts backstage)
Kid Mayhem: Do you know what makes me angry? Do you know what gets me just a little pissed off? It's when little bitches like The Shot Caller run their mouth like they're somebody. Let me tell you something you little douchebag, I run shit around here. You aren't calling any shots. The only shots you call for are cum shots in your mouth! Just like my hoes do every night. And whats this about being a bodyguard for Seth Montez? What was Seth thinking? Getting a skinny little piece of shit like you as a body guard. I have dental floss thicker than you. I mean look at you, you look like you have sickle cell or some shit. Going around wearing a wife beater like you're tough. And you aren't to bright either. You called me, and i quote "Rice-Eating Karakte-Kicking Chinese Midget." First things first, I am Japanese, not Chinese. Second, I don't eat rice, I eat pussy, just ask your sister, aunt and girlfriend. As far as karate kicking, I'll karate kick the corn rolls out of your head. Listen you little fuck, you have no shot at winning the tag straps...I'm going to be 3/4 of the new tag team champions! And after I get done whipping you and Lou Sanders ass you better not even challenge me again until you eat some porkchops and chocolate cake and stay off the crack so you can gain some weight. Shot Caller you ain't shit and you better move bitch!
(Kid Mayhem throws down mic and goes out to the ring)
Clark Addison: Wow...strong words from Kid Mayhem towards Shot Caller.
 "Legit" Lou Saunders & The Shot Caller 20/30BB | Defeat |
 Kid Mayhem & Rod Cummings 17/30BB |
(During Dueling Chairs Match)
Clark Addison: This has been a grueling match! Both Dave Destruction and Spike Jenkins bleeding heavily from those chair shots to each other!
Johnny Roxbury: They're like making a mess, look at all these chairs. This is uncalled for.
Clark Addison: Spike Jenkins with another vicious chair shot to Destruction! And Destruction collapses to the mat! Spike is signaling for the Ratings Grabber! He's going to the top rope! Wait!
Johnny Roxbury: Look, another poor security issue.
Clark Addison: That's not a fan! That's Kinnes! He grabs a chair from ringside and he just smacked Spike off the top turnbuckle with it! He's into the ring! Spike gets up...what a shot! Kinnes throws down the chair and is leaving up the aisle holding up his arms.
Johnny Roxbury: They really should stop letting fans do what they want.
Clark Addison: The ref is calling for the bell. Both of these men are out of it!
 "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 13/15B |
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 Dave Destruction 13/15B |
Clark Addison: Well Kinnes is back apparently, after taking some time off due to personal issues! Shawn Callin is standing backstage with him now...
(Camera cuts backstage)
Shawn Callin: Kinnes, we haven't seen you in a few weeks, since you lost the Intercontinental Ladder Match...
Kinnes: You're right. I had to take some time off, for reasons I won't explain to a grey handed freak like yourself.
Shawn Callin: It's not my fault my hand is gray...
Kinnes: I watched SCW while I was gone, what the hell do you do while watching your grandmother? You sick freak.
Shawn Callin: Well...
Kinnes: Shut up.
(Kinnes grabs the mic and shoves Shawn Callin away)
Kinnes: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins...you want to cost me the Intercontinental title? I should be Champion right now! But because of you, I'm not. Consider this week, the first string in a serious of paybacks.
(Camera cuts back to ringside)
Clark Addison: Well Spike Jenkins ruined the IC Ladder Match a few weeks ago on High Risk, and Kinnes came out and ruined Spike's Dueling Chairs Match. An eye for an eye.
Johnny Roxbury: My mom says I have nice eyes, what do you think Clark?
Clark Addison: I don't care about your eyes...but I do care about this next match. The finals of the US Title Tournament!
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Kid Mayhem 12/15B |
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 R-Dog 12/15B |
Eliminating |
Fatal Fury 5/10B |
(During US Title Match)
Clark: R Dog and Fury are double teaming Mayhem in the ring, wait a second Bone Breaker is walking down the ramp. What the hell is he doing here? Fury and R Dog look confused and throw Mayhem to the outside. Bone Breaker starts hammering on the already hurt Mayhem.
Johnny Roxbury: There's another guy there...
Clark Addison: Fury and R Dog go to the outside to see what he is doing. Breaker stops and just stares at both men then attacks Mayhem again. Fury pushes Breaker back a little and they stand face to face as R Dog starts to go after Mayhem but Bone Breaker just pushes R Dog and yells, "He's mine!"
Johnny Roxbury: This is boring...
Clark Addison: The referee should stop the match or at least count them out but he's not. The ref goes to the outside and tries to get Breaker to leave but Breaker doesnt listen. Bone Breaker hits Mayhem a little more and is infront of us now. R Dog and Fury are back in the ring fighting as Breaker grabs a chair! OH MY GOD!! Right over Mayhem's head with the chair!! The ref didnt see that but now Mayhem is set on our announce table!! Breaker gets on the apron now and hits the Decapitation elbow through the table!!
Clark Addison: The ref is calling for the bell!! We have no idea what's going on, apparently this is a no contest now. What problems does Bone Breaker have with Mayhem? Breaker is now leaving like nothing happened as Mayhem is out cold and we have no announce table anymore!
Johnny Roxbury: So what's going on?
Clark Addison: We STILL don't have a US Champion I guess, we'll have to see what Commissioner Kooch Michaels will say about this. I'm sure he's not going to be happy with Bone Breaker. Speaking of Bone Breaker, he'll be getting his IC title shot next!
 "That 80's Guy" Emilio ALI 14/15B |
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Bone Breaker 13/15B |
(During IC Title Match)
Clark Addison: Bone Breaker climbing to the top rope! He's going to go for that Decipatitation elbow! Wait! Here comes Kid Mayhem running out to the ring! He shakes the ropes and Bone Breaker falls down and straddles them!
Johnny Roxbury: Right in the family jewels!
Clark Addison: Emilio ALI now up...Bone Breaker getting off the ropes....Electric Slide! Emilio covers..1..2...3!! Emilio retains his Intercontinental Title!
Johnny Roxbury: Look at him try to dance, he wishes he could dance like me.
Clark Addison: What a great night so far! And now it's time for the Hell In A Cell Match!
Johnny Roxbury: I'm going to smack you if you tell me to go to Hell one more time.
Clark Addison: The cage lowering down around the ring as we speak. The President or the Owner will be banned from SCW TV for a month!
Johnny Roxbury: Good.
Clark Addison: One of them being banned is good?
Johnny Roxbury: I guess.
Clark Addison: Anyway, let's go to Zan Yon Sux for the introductions!
Zan Yon Sux: Introducing first, hailing from Every Girl's Fantasy, Every Woman's Dream, and Every Man's Nightmare, weighing in at 230lbs, President of SCW, "Your Sister's Wet Dream" Kid Kronic!
("Hella Good" by No Doubt hits as Kid Kronic comes down to the ring to a huge pop. He enters the cage door and goes over to the corner and sits up on the top turnbuckle)
Zan Yon Sux: His opponent, hailing from Beersville, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 253lbs, Owner of SCW, "Your Royal Highness" Seth Montez!
("God of This World" by Seraphim Shock hits as Seth Montez comes out to a huge negative reaction. He climbs into the ring and stares across the ring to Kid Kronic)
Clark Addison: You can feel the tension between these two! Zan Yon Sux leaving the Cell and the referees are closing the door, and there's the bell!
Johnny Roxbury: Why are they in a cage?
Clark Addison: They're still staring each other down...and now they're approaching each other slowly. They're in each other's faces...And Seth Montez just spit in Kronic's face! And Kronic instantly returns with a right hand!
Johnny Roxbury: I don't know what's going on.
Clark Addison: Big surprise there. Seth up, and Kronic sends him down with another hard right! He drops down to one knee and his hammering away on Seth!
Johnny Roxbury: Isn't that the guy who gives us our paychecks?
Clark Addison: Yes, it is. Those closed fists by Kronic! There are no rules in this match, so no one can stop him! I expect this to be more of a fight than a wrestling match. But Seth grabs Kronic's leg and rolls him over, and ends up on his feet! What agility shown by Seth!
Johnny Roxbury: So why is the guy who gives our paychecks in the ring?
Clark Addison: Seth now laying the boots to Kronic! Seth leaving the ring now, and he's searching under the ring...and he pulls out a chair! But here comes Kronic with a baseball slide and sends Seth into the cell! Kronic through the ropes and on the apron, he springs up onto the second, Asai Moonsault!
Johnny Roxbury: Ouch!
Clark Addison: Seth just smacked Kronic in the face with that chair in the middle of the moonsault! Kronic laying on the ground, and Seth driving the end of the chair into his ribs! He tosses the chair back into the ring, and he's searching under the ring for more weapons! What's he getting?
Johnny Roxbury: Why would there be a ladder under there?
Clark Addison: Seth Montez sliding the ladder into the ring also...and now he's pulling out a table! Kronic starting to get up...Smirnoff Superkick! Kronic goes right back down after that! Seth is setting up the table...he grabs Kronic and tosses him onto the table. What is Seth doing?
Johnny Roxbury: Who cares, long as I get my paycheck.
Clark Addison: He's setting up the ladder in that ring...and he's climbing up it. No...he's not going to. He's about at the top of the ladder, he can't go any higher cause of the cell....MY GOD! Shooting Star Press to the outside crashing through that table with Kronic on it! I can't believe he just did that! Both men are laid out!
Johnny Roxbury: That was interesting.
Clark Addison: You're actually watching the match, Johnny?
Johnny Roxbury: No. I just want my paycheck.
Clark Addison: Seth starting to get up slowly, and Kronic is not moving. I've never seen anything like that before. Seth picks up Kronic, and rolls him into the ring. Looks like he's going to try to end this one early...he covers, 1..2....thr...Kronic gets the shoulder up! I can't believe it!
Johnny Roxbury: So he's not dead?
Clark Addison: Seth now grabbing that chair...and he's waiting for Kronic to get up. Kronic using the ropes climbing to his feet, Seth runs and swings the chair, Kronic ducks! Seth turns around, Kronic kicks the chair back into Seth's face! And the crowd erupts!
Johnny Roxbury: So who is supposed to win this?
Clark Addison: Kronic picking up Seth...and throws him into the corner. Kronic picking up the steel chair....what a shot! And another one! Kronic is repeatidly hitting Seth in the face with that chair! He tosses the chair down and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, and hooks Seth's head, looks like he's going for a DDT...but Seth hooks both Kronic's legs and hits him with a spinebuster!
Johnny Roxbury: Baby, don't hurt me...
Clark Addison: The back of Kronic's head just slammed into that chair! Good way to get knocked out! Seth is moving slowly...but he's picking up Kronic, and has him in an inverted facelock! I think we're going to see Sweet Dreams onto the chair, then it'd be all over for Kronic! He goes to pick him up...Kronic kicks off the top rope and flips back over Seth and has him in inverted facelock....Roll the Joint onto the chair! It could be all over!
Johnny Roxbury: Don't hurt me, no more...
Clark Addison: Kronic is totally out of it, he's slow to make the cover. He drapes an arm over Seth's chest..1..2..thr....Seth kicks out! I have never seen anyone kick out of Roll the Joint!
Johnny Roxbury: Joint? Drugs? Is Shot Caller back out here again?
Clark Addison: Kronic sliding out of the ring, he's getting a table out from underneath the ring...Seth starting to get up. Kronic slides the table into the ring and is setting it up...he doesn't see Seth is up, Seth grabs him from behind, Sweet Dreams! Sweet Dreams! Seth makes a sloppy cover...1.....2.....Kronic gets the shoulder up! That was so close!
Johnny Roxbury: I'm going to call the cops on Shot Caller if he's bringing drugs around here again. Little kids are around here.
Clark Addison: Seth can't believe Kronic kicked out of it. What's he doing? He just walked over to the door and he's leaving the cell! I think he doesn't care anymore. He's backing up the aisle looking back at Kronic. Wait a minute! Commissioner Kooch Michaels is behind him! He backs into him, Seth turns around and Kooch is telling him to go back to the match!
Johnny Roxbury: Clark, what's the number to 911 again?
Clark Addison: Seth just hit Kooch with a right hand! And Kooch retaliates! The Commissioner and Owner now exchanging blows! Kooch gets the upper hand and Seth is stumbling back down the aisle! Here comes Shot Caller! Shot hitting Kooch with a chair from behind! Seth now climbing to the top of the cage, Kronic is now leaving the cell and he's right after Seth!
Johnny Roxbury: Why are they going up there?
Clark Addison: Seth doesn't realize Kronic is up there too...Seth turns around, Kronic goes for a Kottonmouth Kick! Seth ducks at the last minute! Seth with a kick to the midsection, and plants him with a DDT! Shot Caller now climbing up to the top...and he's up there with them. This is not a very safe place for any of these men, espically Kronic right now.
Johnny Roxbury: That's like high.
Clark Addison: Shot Caller picking up Kronic and is holding him for Seth...Seth goes for a Smirnoff Superkick! Kronic ducks out of the way! MY GOD! Seth hits Shot and Shot goes off the top of the cage and crashes to the floor! We need paramedics out here now!
Johnny Roxbury: That's what he gets for dealing drugs.
Clark Addison: Seth Montez looking down at Shot Caller, he turns around, Kronic there to meet him with a spinebuster! He's picking him up...he puts him in an inverted facelock..he's calling for it...Roll the Joint! OH MY GOD! The section of the cage just gave! Both men come crashing down and through the table to the ring! I can't believe this! Kronic landed on top of Seth...the referee is making the count...1...2....3!!! Kid Kronic wins! But I don't think he's conscious!
Johnny Roxbury: So we still get our paychecks right?
Clark Addison: Here come paramedics to tend to Shot Caller, and to check on Kid Kronic and Seth Montez! None of these men are moving. I can't believe what a match we just saw. Kronic and Seth put their bodies on the line, and we know we won't be seeing Seth for a while, but by the looks of things, we might not be seeing Kronic either. The fans here in the Georgia Dome are giving the men a standing ovation as they're being helped to the back by SCW Officials! What a great match! And we still have our Main Event World Title Match coming up!
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"Your Sister's Wet Dream" Kid Kronic |
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"Your Royal Highness" Seth Montez |
(During World Title Match)
Clark Addison: This has been a spectacular match!
Johnny Roxbury: Right.
Clark Addison: Lance Ausstin out of no where with the Cold Stone Apocolyptic Chart Bustin' Stunner! We could have a new World Champion!
Johnny Roxbury: Great?
Clark Addison: Lance is motioning for Shane to get up...Wait! Here comes Kid Mayhem! He grabs Shane's foot and pulls him out of the ring! He's hammering away on him! Lance just watching! And the ref calling for the bell!
Johnny Roxbury: What is Love?
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"Sensational Shooter" Shane Montez w/ Ryan Wilder 14/15B |
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 "Cold Stone" Lance Ausstin 13/15B |
Clark Addison: Shane just won this match by DQ! Lance out to the ring, he grabs Kid Mayhem and spins him around, Cold Stone Apocolyptic Chart Bustin Stunner!
Johnny Roxbury: Where's Zan Yon Sux? I still need to get his autograph.
Clark Addison: Here comes Spike Jenkins! Los Talibanes double teaming Kid Mayhem and toss him into the ring! Lance picking him up and Spike to the top rope....9/11 Memorial!
Johnny Roxbury: I tried calling 9/11 on Shot Caller, that damn drug dealer.
Clark Addison: Lance going to the outside and rolls Shane into the ring...and they're setting him up. 9/11 Memorial to Shane Montez! Los Talibanes are not happy about this night at all!
Johnny Roxbury: Baby, don't hurt me...
Clark Addison: We're out of time! What a great night! Tune in next week for High Risk. This is Clark Addison, and Johnny Roxbury...
Johnny Roxbury: Sup?
Clark Addison: Saying remember to Fight for Tomorrow, and goodnight!
("Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale video begins playing)
You don't feel the pain
Too much is not enough
(Clip of Anson Fleury getting hit with the chair)
Nobody said this stuff makes any sense
(Clip of Tom Dinardi hitting the Heartbreaker on Anson)
We're hooked again
(Clip of Tom Dinardi dancing in the ring)
Point of no return
See how the buildings burn
(Clip of Veesh Man humping Candy Cox's leg)
Light up the night
Such pretty sight
(Clip of Veesh Man hitting the Shooting Veesh Press on DS)
Adrenaline keeps me in the game
Adrenaline you don't even feel the pain
(Clip of LaJon Frechette and Alex Hart brawling)
Wilder than your wildest dreams
When you're going to extremes
It takes adrenaline
(Clip of LaJon Frechette hitting Alex with the Prevailing Mad Moka)
You don't feel the pain
Sail through an empty night
(Clip of Kid Mayhem's promo)
It's only you and I who understand
There is no plan
(Clip of Shot Caller hitting the Fine Line on Rod Cummings)
Get closer to the thrill
(Clip of Lou Saunders and Kid Mayhem brawling on the outside)
Only time will kill
What's in your eyes
(Clip of Shot Caller and Lou Saunders with the SCW World Tag Team Titles)
Is so alive
Adrenaline keeps me in the game
(Clip of Dave Destruction hitting Spike Jenkins with a chair)
Adrenaline you don't even feel the pain
Wilder than your wildest dreams
(Clip of Spike Jenkins hitting Dave Destruction with a chair)
When you're going to extremes
(Clip of Kinnes hitting Spike Jenkins with a chair)
It takes adrenaline
(Clip of Kinnes' interview)
Run through the speed of sound
(Clip of Kid Mayhem hitting The Mayhem Driver on Fatal Fury)
Every thing slows you down
And all color that surrounds you
(Clip of R-Dog and Kid Mayhem brawling)
Are bleeding to the walls
(Clip of Bone Breaker running down to the ring)
All the things you really need
Just wait to find the speed
(Clip of Bone Breaker hitting Decipatition on Kid Mayhem through the table)
Then you will achieve
Escape velocity
Too much is not enough
(Clip of Kid Mayhem interfering with Bone Breaker)
Nobody gave it up
Im not the kind
(Clip of Emilio ALI hitting the Electric Slide)
To lay down and die
Adrenaline
keeps me in the game
(Clip of Seth Montez hitting the Shooting Star Press to the outside)
Adrenaline
you don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Roll the Joint to Seth Montez on the chair)
Wilder than your wildest dreams
When you're going to extremes
(Clip of Seth hitting Sweet Dreams on Kronic)
It takes adrenaline
Adrenaline
Screaming out your name
(Clip of Seth and Kronic on top of the cage)
Adrenaline
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Seth Smirnoff Superkicking Shot Caller off the top of the cage)
Wilder than your wildest dreams
When you're going to extremes
(Clip of Roll the Joint through the top of the cage)
It takes adrenaline
Adrenaline
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Lance Ausstin walking to the ring)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Shane Montez walking to the ring with the World Title)
I'm going to extremes
(Clip of Shane Montez and Lance Ausstin staring at each other)
There is nothing in between
(Clip of Lance Ausstin stunning Shane Montez)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Kid Mayhem pulling Shane Montez out of the ring)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Lance Ausstin stunning Kid Mayhem)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Los Talibanes hitting Shane Montez with 9/11 Memorial)
You don't even feel the pain
(Clip of Los Talibanes standing over Kid Mayhem and Shane Montez)