Science

This is my first experiment. It all started when I went to fsplanet.com and I saw a link to a profile of the webmaster. His name was Ferdy, he is 28 years old, a flight attendant/bus driver for Alfinach Primary School, speaks English, Spanish, and two dialects of his area, lives in Alfinach, Spain, and some other useless information. Then, the day after I saw the webpage with that info, Sara Spez (I'm not even going to attempt to spell that name) instant messaged me asking " hu r u". Thinking quickly (yeah right, me thinking quickly), I said that I was Ferdy and that someone gave me the screen name and that I changed the password, while I was making sure that I sounded stupid enough to sound Spanish. Then Marissa Fahlberg started doing the same thing. The thing is that they believed me or so I thought.

The Ferdy Encounters

May 2, 2002 - May 8, 2002

Say hello to Ferdy

Some dick whose name I won't mention (AJ Jerks His Lever) told Sara Spez-however the hell you spell it, that I was behind the Ferdy Project. So today, I've decided to develop a new alter ego whose screen name is RealBorja.

The Old List
old version: se below for new revised edition
In order from worst to the not as bad
Note : this is not a hit list, it is just a list of people who I think should suffer because of natural causes, such as being eaten by a whale or something.

1 Corey "Cow Manure" Meurer
2 Kevin "Thhhhh" Welsh
3 Kyle "Trailer Trash" Sutton
4 Ricky Smith
5 Krista Champagne
6 DeAnna Rancatore
7 Sara Speziale
8 Dana Bergstrom
9 Kristina Celeste
10 Leandra Boyle
11 Lynne Chung
12 Matt Casey
13 Alex Carter
14 Andrew Carew
15 Keith Osgood
16 Chris DaCosta
17 Dave "Gay Dave" Albano
18 Kasey Starke
19 Rebecca Heffernan
20 AJ O'Keefe
21 Nathan Vaughn
22 Patrick Perrera
23 Tiffany Paolucci

There probably won't be any new projects until I have a reason for it and if the person will take it as a joke. In the meantime I will try to think up something else to have some fun with.

Some funny stuff from these projects (Gay is moderatly funny). Gay Meeting Sara Murphy and Trailer Trash

The Social StudiesTeam Block Stock Market Project

The object of this project is to see how much money I can lose in the simulated stock market in Social Studies Team Block. I started this on May 5, 2002. I started by buying a 68 cent stock, then I found a 31 cent stock, and to top it all, I found an 18 cent stock, fully expecting to lose all of my simulated money.

Today is May 11, it turns out that they have gone up a few cents each which ends up being a pretty good profit considering I have 3800 simulated shares, meaning that I will make $4.00 profit after commision (probably a lot more than other people are going to end up making) on an 18 cent stock that everyone that I told the company about made fun of me for buying.

Today is May 14, 2002 the prices went up (ILL). I made some money because of my teacher telling me to keep it, it went up too, 4 whole cents. Maybe I should listen to him in class too.

The stock prices have been going up and down a whole lot. I won't put up ay currrent values because as soon as I post it, it'll change right then. If you do want to see the prices look below. I've been sick as a dog with strep throat and bronchitis (if that's how you spell it). I have no clue what is going on in school other than MCASS. I'm even missing band (KICKASS).

It has been a while since I updated this, today is May 30th . Mr Lucia made me sell INAGY. Damn.

Today is June 19th. This has finally come to an end, not an end because of the carelessness of me, but because school is over. Even though I thought that I would lose all or most of my simulated money, I got an A+ in the class because I lost the LEAST. I find that amusing because I started with the intention of losing the most money when I only lost $364.44.

If you think I am a loser for actually writing this down I hope you are thrown in a hole and burnt.I will probably find a way to piss the hell out of you anyway.

These are my VERY cheap companies that I have chosen to buy and laugh at.

Original Buying Price

0.18

0.68

0.31

The RealBorja is back for now. It is against Cow Manure, I am known as Kyle Sutton. He believes me too. Cow Shit actuallly made fun of me because he thought that I was Kyle and he goes out with Sara Murphy, so cow shit was really making fun of Kyle. Read "Sara Murphy and Trailer Trash" at the bottom of the page.

Keep It Real

Mr Lucia made me sell INAGY

0.23

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The List
Just everyone I hate. Nothing more, nothing less.
Note : this is not a hit list, it is just a list of people who I think should suffer because of natural causes, such as being eaten by a whale or something.

Corey Meurer
(Or for aim users Meurernator5)
Jeff Horton
Monkey
Fruitcake
gays, fags, homos, flamers, fruits, and queers
Evan DePalma
Keith Osgood
Nick Dias
Saul Lee

This is a really old page so try to bear with it.