Guide
note: I'm in the seventh-fucking-grade!

#1 Relationships

At my age I think what some of these people call dating is really 2 people that are too cool to say that they are friends.  I think the idea is absolute garbage.  Let's hear it for them. 
*FART*
and the internet is great for making friends AND enemies

#2 School

Grades are for the most part, more important than a good social life
Most of the time do what the teacher tells you to do
If you didn't do some homework or you missed it or something it's usually automatically at home
Pay attention because there isn't anything worse than being called on randomly when you weren't paying attention

#3 Style

Clothes: I don't really care what I wear now or for the last 8 years
Speech: Don't talk like an idiot and I kind of mock other people my age when I talk
Style doesn't really concern me a whole heck of a lot right now

#4  Hate

Don't complain.  Turn your emotional messed-up-ness into subtle anger.  This has worked for me just fine. People might not like you though.   The situation was as follows: it was my 4th period gym class when 1, Mr David Albano hits me twice in the same forty-five minutes, so I figure that it was going to stop there, I turned around and hit him in the shoulder 4 times, 1 of those slipped off of his shoulder and into his jaw. I haven't spoken to him nicely ever since that day.

#5 Things to do

1. Watch TV or sit in front of a computer
2. Watch reruns from 1972-1977 of "All in the Family"
3. Do school related stuff
4. Go places with friends
5. Sleep
6. Sleep some more
7. Family Stuff
8. Eat
9. Eat for another few hours
10. You know this could go on and on but I would rather not type for that long

#6 Why not to play public sports and some things that this dog town doesn't have
Let's see,
Soccer- Fag Sport
Football- You will end up thinking that the sun shines out of your sphincter hence the saying they tackle the tight end on and off of the field
Basketball- I'm white and that's enough
Baseball- Boring
Hockey- I plan to stay American and I like my real teeth
Tennis- Fag Sport just like soccer
Wrestling- eww showering together and gripping another sweaty man sounds gay to me
Swimming- They are all too confident about shaving their hair and showing off their package
Nothing else is a public sport or activity that I can remember

#7 Things I hold against Cities, Countries, and Continents

Mexico- border hopping, infected people that descend from people that worshipped the gods that hated whites ( the fair skinned god that I am thinking of was actually the god of learning, according to my history book)
Canada-Hockey, language, and currency.
The Middle East- They are a bunch of crazy arabs with nuclear weapons that hate the other Middle Eastern countries and the USA
England-Fag Country
Africa- Diseased Blacks
A lot of Asia - Anti-American
Russia - Commies
Dearborn, Michigan- The city with the highest muslim population in the USA

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