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| A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer pondered the engineer's plight for a moment and, looking somewhat confused, asked, "How did you start a flood?" ------------------------- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50 for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that kind of steep?" asked the man while handing over $50. "Yes," answered the lawyer. "What's your third question?" ------------------------ Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? 1. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. 2. Once launched, they can't be recalled. 3. When they land, they screw everything up for the next 20 years. ------------------------- Why does the Bar prohibit lawyers from having sex with their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service. Law Enforcement Humor Main Page Email me |