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| But I think everyone has at least heard her song, Because she doesn�t just do potable notables and self absorbed celebrities,Her obituaries have defiled monasteries,She lies: She steals, and yes she will even cheat, People, I�m telling you that there is a Succubus, There is a cold- blooded temptress and she�s feeding on us,And she is hell bent on man�s defeat, But now I�m going to tell you just who she is, No more proper name, No more Susan, No More Ms., Most folks just call her Sue Aside (Suicide), I had a whole fifth of Tangueray up under my belt, There was no need to live anymore: at least that�s what I felt, That�s when she crept into my motel room, Talking and nibbling at my ear, Somehow exciting me and yet still filling me with fear, Not even my Newport�s could consume her perfume, She pushed the note in my face, Urging me to sign,Talking in her melancholy sing - song quotes like � I know you just want to die�� She said �Nobody cares or they would have been there,� �Come be my Romeo at your Juliet�s side,� |
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