I bet you thought you’d never see another commentary eh? Things have been unbelievable hectic lately with work, wrestling, school, and all that other fun stuff. But I’m finally done with school, and soon I shall have a little 8x10 diploma that officially declares me smart. Who woulda thunk it!
So I just got back from ECCW’s Northern Hell Tour. And now I know why they call it hell. I’m going to follow Juggernaut’s footsteps here and list off some things that I learned:
* 11 wrestlers in one van can create some interesting odors
* Being stranded for 7 hours in Iskut can make you go crazy. What do you mean you’ve never heard of Iskut?
* If I ever want to kill somebody, I can do away with them in Hyder, and no one would be the wiser.
* “Snow White Dove” has a cool dance.
* People up north don’t like it when you sing The Star Spangled Banner.
* Chauchi is a goof.
* I suck at video game basketball.
* Conway Twitty is a pervert.
* Ladies Choice is my new pick for funniest person alive.
* You really can live for more than a week on Quickeemart food.
Speaking of Northern Hell, I’d like to thank everybody that I had good matches against: Disco Fury, The Count, Skag Rollins, Juggernaut, and especially Dr Luther. And of course, the rest of the crew: LC, Starr, Roxy, Samantha, Bedlam, Thug, Road Dog, and Bambi. Also, Tammy Phoenix and the rest of the MWA!
That just about does it for me. As always, thanks for your support, and I’ll see you at the matches! (I’ll be the guy marking like stupid in Surrey for Daniels vs Nova.)
-Ray