From: KENYON::RADAKS "You may find yourself slipping in and out of real
ity" 28-AUG-1993 12:21:09.26
To: RADAKS
CC:
Subj: Raging Bull !
Aren't you just tired of getting dumb shit on your e-mail ? Doesn't it
just really piss you off ? Well, that's just TOO DAMN BAD !!!
Straight from the anals of a very sick mind. Nineteen Ninties Studio
presents
RRRRR A GGGGG IIIII N N GGGGG BBBBB U U L L !!
R R A A G I NN N G B B U U L L !!
RRRRR A A A G GG I N N N G GG BBBBB U U L L !!
R RR A A G G I N N N G G B B U U L L !!
R R A A GGGGG IIIII N NN GGGGG BBBBB UUUUU LLLLL LLLLL !!
"READ MY LIPS"
"I AM THE EDUCATION PRESIDENT"
"I'M WITH THE GOVERNMENT, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU"
"EAT IT. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
"I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE FOOD HERE"
"I FINISHED THAT PROJECT LAST WEEK"
"NO, THERE ISN'T ANY WORK I COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW"
"I GET PLENTY OF SLEEP HERE"
"THIS PAPER IS GOING TO BE EASY"
"I GOT AN 'A' ON MY DRAMA PROJECT"
"I AM NOT A CROOK"
"GAMBIER ? OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF IT"
"MY ROOMATE DOESN'T HAVE ANNOYING HABITS, IT'S ALL MY FAULT"
"LET'S GO TO THE LIBRARY ON FRIDAY NIGHT"
"I AIN'T DRUNK" (LURCH, STUMBLE, SPEW)
"CAN I DO YOUR PAPER TOO ? I JUST CAN'T STOP"
"YES, I DID READ EVERYTHING ON THE SYLLABUS"
"OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING"
"I DID NOT DO THIS PAPER LAST NIGHT"
"I STUDIED ALL WEEK FOR THIS TEST"
"PARTIES, WHO GOES TO PARTIES"
"THIS IS A SUBSTANCE FREE CAMPUS"
"THERE'S NO PLACE TO GET BEER HERE IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE"
"THIS KEG BEER SURE IS GOOD"
"WE ARE NOT SERVING ANY DRINKS AT THIS FRAT PARTY"
"IT'S NOT BEER OFFICER, IT'S HALITOSIS"
"I WASN'T FUCKING THAT GIRL WHO STAYED OVER LAST NIGHT"
"I REMEMBER THAT GIRL STAYED OVER LAST NIGHT"
"OF COURSE I KNOW HER NAME"
"THE BROWNS ARE UNDEFEATED"
"THAT DANTE WAS GREAT. GIVE ME MORE"
"I CAN'T PUT THIS HOMER DOWN"
"I CAN DEFINE JUSTICE"
This has been a Spellbinder production, givin' it to 'em below the belt
where it hurts because after all; they deserve it. More dumb shit to come as
soon as I think of it.