| Unanswerable Questions |
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| Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? What does the K in K-mart stand for? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Who exactly will be coming round the mountain when she comes. Why are cable company commercials only on cable. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures�? If pros and cons are opposite, than isn�t congress the opposite of progress? Can mute people burp? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? Is a golden spoon still silverware? Do they have girl�s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Which way does a compass point in space? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, what the heck is a tuffet? If someone is wanted, would he get the reward if he turned himself in? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Where did Noah keep his woodpeckers on the ark? If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn�t you be able to go anywhere you want? If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98.6 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? Dollar bills are made of paper, which is made of wood, which comes from trees. So technically, money does grow on trees. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? Why does Wile Coyote always by acme stuff if none of it ever works? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? If "i" is before "e" except after "c", isn�t "science" spelt wrong? Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? What�s the difference between �partly cloudy� weather and �partly sunny� |