sometimes, tonight by scottlokker
copyright 2001
walkin' on the beach in the summer's heat
the tide rolls in under our feet
the wind it blows right through your hair
go for a swim in our underwear
sometimes i just wanna hold your hand
and stretch my feet out in the sand
wrap my love around you so tight
i just wanna be with you tonight
lyin' next to you on a summer's night
you look so good under the moonlight
you put your hand right on my crotch
i'll understand if your friend wants to watch
sometimes i just wanna squeeze your tits
and put my finger on your clit
you wrap your hand around my cock so tight
i just wanna fuck your pussy tonight
wake up the next day in a sweat soaked bed
all i remember is the top of your head
don't know your name, but can ya get me a beer
then grab your clothes and get the fuck outta here
sometimes i just wanna be alone
i lock the door and unplug the phone
play a porno and turn out the light
i just wanna wack the pud tonight
HALF PAST ZERO
album, "PIEFACE"
what else ya got..."
ice cold pizza and a piss warm beer by scottlokker
copyright 2000
i get up in the morning and i start my day
i hop outta bed in the usual way
head straight for the kitchen to get myself in gear
with some ice cold pizza and a piss warm beer
my job it ain't easy, i'm over worked and under paid
i'ld rather spend my time drinkin' beer and gettin' laid
lunch makes it all worth while and there's no need to fear
i brought my ice cold pizza and a piss warm beer
i get home from workin' and my bones were gettin' tired
got this notice from my boss, it said that i was fired
he said, "son it ain't right, everytime ya look in the mirror
you've got an ice cold pizza and a piss warm beer."
my fifth wife, she called me on that there telephone
she said, "ya zit faced drunk i ain't never comin' home."
but my true love won't leave me, so i didn't shed a tear
there's always ice cold pizza and a piss warm beer
finally the night settles in to end another day
and i lye down in bed in the usual way
info-mercial on the t.v. means the sandman is near
hope he brings ice cold pizza and a piss warm beer
drunk by scottlokker
copyright 1994
i was drivin' down the middle of the street
i got pulled over, cop asked how much i had to drink
i said, "nothin' man..." out rolled an empty beer can
he said, "step outta the car and put your hands on the hood."
"need i read you your rights, or are they understood?"
i said, "come on dirty harry, cut me some slack!"
he said, "shut up long hair and get the fuck in the back..."
here's the story, late one saturday night, i was drinkin'
drank everything in site, when my buddy says, "hey we're outta beer!"
"it's 1:55, shit i'm outta here!"
so i jumped in the car and i stepped on the gas
there's someone in my way, so i proceeded to pass
when outta nowhere comes some teenage punk
it was a head on collision, that kid musta been drunk
now i got no driver's license, cuz' i had too many points
so i quit drinkin' and started smokin' joints
just a rollin' and a bowlin' 'til the early mornin' light
the bowls are packed full, the jibs are rolled tight
huffin' and a puffin' like it ain't no thing
and all the girlies is jumpin' to the ganja swing
