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9. Burns tries to get Bobo the Bear back from Maggie Simpson. "One line sums it up and proves why it is on this list: '64 Slices of American Cheese! 64.......63.....62......"
8. Bart joins the bigger bros. program & Homer also joins in out of revenge. "You have to see it to believe it. "I'm on my way....what was that? Bart Bart Bart Bart.....That constelation is Jerry the Cowboy, and that there is Alan.....the Cowboy. I love you too Pepsi"
7. Sideshow Bob gets out of jail and runs as mayor for the Republican mayor. "Great things to offer. The whole....congressman Les Whinen, Isn't this typical folks, another hard working conservative being railroaded by the liberal media, just like Col. Oliver North, Officer Stacy Coon, & cartoon smokesperson Joe Camel. Duh, stay out of riverdale!"
6. Homer joins the naval reserve and becomes captain of the submarine. "Had lots to offer. The whole 'Soviet Union? I thought you disbanned? Yes....that's what we wanted you to think!' 'And after the show, I'm going to go get Gilligan's autograph.' Good stuff."
5. Homer leads the Pin Pals to the Bowling Title. "Another all around episode. Otto going for the Harvard degree in the claw game, 'they were the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck, gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening. Oh they made us.....that's loser talk. You should be more like my bowling team." Then the bowling team called "The Sterotypes" that had the sea captain, luigi the pizza guy, bumblebee guy simply can't be made up.
4. Bart becomes a miracle healer and helps for the big game with Springfield & Springfield A&M. "The whole 'I've....had the halftime of my life, and I owe it all to SU' skit is top notch." "A salute, to halftime itself." "You can always fall back on your degree in....Dear God.....communications." "I know, it's phony major....Rachenko learn nothing." "And the Springfield A&M Nittney Tide." Just a good one!
3. Homer fights Drederick Tatum for the Heavyweight Title. "Any episode that has Michael Buffer doing the ringside is great. The whole time where he is announcing Homer (he's also called the Southern Dandy, Hoomerrrr Simmmmmmpsonnnnnnn) while 'Why can't we be friends' is playing. Also has some great lines. "Crawled up from the box cars, eh?" "But politics...mostly politics.....lousy democrats."
2. Lisa becomes a vegetarian and ruins Homer's barbecue. "This may, top to bottom, have the best collection of classic lines of any episode. Examples: "Buenos Ding Dong Diddley Dias," "You don't win friends with salad," "Two indpendent thoughts in one day. The students are over stimulated, Willie, get rid othe collored chalk." "I warned ya, didn't I warn ya, Skinner? That chalk was sent from Lucifer himself." "An unnamed student has raised some questions, we'll just call her Lisa S.....nah, that's too obvious, let's call her L. Simpson." "You're friend has never heard of the food chain! Let's just ask this scientician." "I've made enough gazpacho for all.....it's tomato soup served ice cold." "Go back to Russia." "Diagnosis.....delicious." "I've got the prescription for you doctor, another hot beef injection." "One whopper for the copper." "Smithers, I will donate that million dollars to the orphanage, when pigs fly. Umm....I'd still prefer not." "What happens if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?" "You know, it's never came up." Contains the best one-liners of any episode.
1. Homer becomes kingpin for the powerplant union and leads the union on strike to get back the dental plan. "An absolutely classic episode. It has some great moments too. Like 'Why must you turn this dental office into a house of lies? Let's just take a look at the British Book of Smiles.' Grandpa Simpson & the strike breakers, 'Where's My Burrito?', & Burns & Smithers go through all the secret doors & passages to get to the emergency controls of the power plant, only to see that when they get there, there is a side door that some racoons are nibbling on the wires. Best all around episode ever!"