SCOOPS & PUNCHY'S RANT
THE BACHLORETTE PARTY

How classic is the bachlorette party?  Seriously!  You can't teach that stuff.  Nothing says a night on the town like "suck for a buck" & "she's got to get something checked off of the list." 

The bachlorette party is extremely cliquee.  The party can be broken down into three cliques:

(1) The wild, crazy clique: This usually contains the maid of honor, unless she is some branch of fundamentalism.  She, along with the other members of this clique, are wild, intoxicated, trying to get Biff & Todd to "suck for a buck, colored ones for $5," hitting on anything that moves, and just being the wild, crazies of the party.  They are usually the flavor of any bachlorette party that you see and do make them fun.

(2) The medium, "I'm having fun but I can't show I'm wild because my boyfriend/husband would be upset" clique: They want to have fun, they are begging for it, and want it in the worst way, but choose not to jump into the "wild, crazy clique" because of somthing holding them back, most cases their boyfriend or husband.  They try to flirt, get "sort of" wild, but then tease worse than a high school freshman and then play the obligitory "my boyfriend, (insert name), is...)" card. 

(3) The angry clique: First off, the angry clique always starts out the same way.  They are hardly associated with the wild, crazy clique in any way.  They wouldn't be the super close friends of the bachlorette.  They are usually a co-worker or a sister-in-law to the bachlorette.  Next, they are angry.  They don't know anybody in the party really well, don't have much in common, and just sit in the corner with that "don't call me a chick" looks on her face.  They get offended when the bachlorette & the wild clique do crazy things, and tend to have 6 to 5 odds of eventually leaving the party early.  Stats show that 97% of women in this clique voted for their first presidental candidate that had a last name of either "Clinton" or "Gore."
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