-Is there a bigger "why don't you kick my dog while you're here" moment than when you're flipping through the cable menu to find out what's on, you stumble upon "The Wedding Singer" and you think "allright" as you flip to it only to realize that it really said "The Wedding Planner?"
-Are there any bigger Hollywood pussies than Tim Robbins & Ben Affleck?
-Why does "The Macarena" get such bad publicity? They were just trying to sing a dance song, not make every junior high dance come up with a bad game of Simon Says!
-Is there anything more anti-freedom & America than a "No Turn On Red" sign?
-The 99 cent 1/4 Double Stack w/cheese at Wendy's is the greatest deal in the history of eating & drinking commerece. 2nd is the 99 cent Powerade.
-Is there a bigger group of scum than the Eastern European hockey player? You rescue them from years of eating rice & wheat every day of their life to give them a professional NHL hockey contract, and then they puss out with injuries and go to the highest bidder.
-Has there ever been a more appropriate character name in a movie than "Biff Tannen" in Back to the Future?"
-If both the New York Giants & New York Jets have homefield advantage for the playoffs and both are in the conference title game, what happens?
-Why is South Park still on the air?
