Grade 8 Science
of Love
Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour,
it seems like a minute.
Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute,
it seems like an hour.
That's relativity!
Oh, it should be possible
to explain the laws of physics
to a barmaid!
but how could she ever,
in a million years,
explain love to an Einstein?
All these primary impulses,
not easily described in words,
are the springboards
of man's actions�because
any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves!
Simon Clark Cariilo: 14 years young:
Studying @ Valenzuela City Science Highschool.