An Explanation For The Human Life God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That is a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I will give back the other forty." And God agreed. Then, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twnety years." The dog said, "That is too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I will give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). Next, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks make them laugh. I will give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten years, so that is what I will do too, okay?" And God agreed, again. Finally, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I will give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I will take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You have a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years, we eat, sleep play, enjoy and do nothing. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren. For the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. Life has now been explained. Have a great life. Sign Guestbook View Guestbook Home Page Previous Page Next Page Overview Page © 2000 [email protected]
God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That is a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I will give back the other forty." And God agreed. Then, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twnety years." The dog said, "That is too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I will give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). Next, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks make them laugh. I will give you a twenty year life span."
Then, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twnety years." The dog said, "That is too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I will give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). Next, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks make them laugh. I will give you a twenty year life span."
The dog said, "That is too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I will give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). Next, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks make them laugh. I will give you a twenty year life span."
Next, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks make them laugh. I will give you a twenty year life span."
Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten years, so that is what I will do too, okay?" And God agreed, again. Finally, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I will give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I will take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You have a deal."
Finally, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I will give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I will take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You have a deal."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I will take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You have a deal."
"Okay," said God. "You have a deal."
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren.
For the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
Life has now been explained.
Have a great life.
© 2000 [email protected]