All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship". These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
Men like telephones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I have never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, no, I am so embarrassed. I have got to get out of here . There is another man waring a black tuxedo".
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
A good place to met a man is at the dry cleaners. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it!! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?"
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