Yes, I Am A Senior Citizen! I am the life of the party.....even if it lasts until 8:00 p.m. I am very good at opening childproof caps......with a hammer. I am usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I am awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I am smiling all the time because I cannot hear a thing you are saying. I am very good at telling stories....over and over and over and over and over. I am aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine. I am so cared for....long term care, private care, dental care, eye care, medicare. I Am Not Really Grouchy I just do not like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Jenny Craig and Toyota commercials, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I cannot seem to remember right now. I am sure everything I cannot find is in a safe secure place....somewhere. I am wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that is just my left leg. I am having trouble remembering simple words like..... I am beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps. I am sure they are making adults much younger these days and when did they let kids become policemen? I am wondering, if you are only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? And, how can my children be older than I feel sometimes? I am a walking storeroom of facts....I have just lost the key to the storeroom door. Yes, I am A SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! Sign Guestbook View Guestbook Home Page Previous Page Next Page Overview Page © 2000 [email protected]
I am the life of the party.....even if it lasts until 8:00 p.m. I am very good at opening childproof caps......with a hammer. I am usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I am awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I am smiling all the time because I cannot hear a thing you are saying. I am very good at telling stories....over and over and over and over and over. I am aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine. I am so cared for....long term care, private care, dental care, eye care, medicare.
I just do not like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Jenny Craig and Toyota commercials, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I cannot seem to remember right now. I am sure everything I cannot find is in a safe secure place....somewhere. I am wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that is just my left leg. I am having trouble remembering simple words like..... I am beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps. I am sure they are making adults much younger these days and when did they let kids become policemen? I am wondering, if you are only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? And, how can my children be older than I feel sometimes? I am a walking storeroom of facts....I have just lost the key to the storeroom door.
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