Lexiograms
- A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
- What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.
- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.
- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the
key.
- A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
in the end.
- When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a
mall.
- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she
thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of
defeat.
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