Sara Snoopsalot, our beloved classmate, has been at it again. Snoopi, as we affectionately call her, has asked me to post some games for your pleasure and thoughts for when you ponder life.
Sara Snoopsalot, our beloved classmate, has been at it again. Snoopi, as we affectionately call her, has asked me to post some games for your pleasure and thoughts for when you ponder life.
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to
go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive,
Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.
If raising children was going to be easy,it never would have
started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out
of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no
one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look up there anyway?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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