The McKinley High School Class of 1955
Want To Live Their Next Life Backwards
- You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
- Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
- When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy,
you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit
checks.
- Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
- You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.
- So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
- As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
- You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
- In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
- You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
- Until finally . . .. . . You finish off as an orgasm.
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