How many men does it take to open a beer?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
How do you fix a woman's watch?
Why do men pass gas more than women?
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
I married a Miss Right.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
Why do men die before their wives?
Women will never be equal to men.....
In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Because a woman who cannot even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
It is one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
You don't! There is a clock on the oven.
Because women cannot shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
The dog, of course. He will shut up once you let him in.
What is worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who will not do what she is told.
I just did not know her first name was Always.
It is called a Wedding Cake.
They want to.
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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