Political Philosophies explained in simple "Two Cow" Terms
- Socialism
- You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
- Communism
- You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
- Fascism
- You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
- Capitalism
- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- Corporate
- You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
- Democracy
- You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.
- Bureaucracy
- You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
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