Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch
How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, however, it might take all day.
What is the biggest gripe of retirees?
There is not enough time to get everything done.
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term includes a 10% discount
Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Tied shoes
Why do retirees count pennies?
They are the only ones who have the time.
What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
NUTS
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult children will want to store stuff there.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never ending Coffee Break.
What is the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Why does a retiree often say he does not miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
He/she is too polite to tell the whole truth.
