With Age Comes Knowledge and Wisdom
As the years go by you acknowledge
- You and your teeth do not sleep together.
- Your back goes out, but you stay home.
- You receive All your mail from the mail man since you do not use the internet system.
- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- Happy hour is a nap.
- When you step off a curb, you look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.
- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
- Your address book has mostly names that start with DR.
- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
- Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
- It takes twice as long to look half as good.
- The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
- Everything hurts, and what does not hurt, does not work.
- You look for your glasses for a half an hour and then find that they were on your head all the time.
- You sink your teeth into a steak ---- and they stay there.
- You get two invitations to go out on the same night. You pick the one that gets you home the earliest.
- You give up all your bad habits and you still do not feel good.
- You have more patience; but actually, it is just that you do not care any more.
- You sit in a rocking chair and cannot get it going.
- You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
- You wonder how you could be over the hill when you do not even remember being on top of it.
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