June 29th 2006
To make a long story short. Sorry, no songs for now.
The explanation: All of the geocities accounts where our songs were being hosted have expired, every single one of them. Luckily we were already prepared to migrate to a new, much better host. The wonderful entity that is OurMedia will be the new home of our songs. On top of that, we will also have a new message board. The Schizo Gherkin webpage will need some major work and with our past track record, everything should be available next decade.
November 28th 2004
Tempus Fugit
At long last, nine more songs added. Although they were recorded over two years ago, they can be found in the new New section, under the old Recordings heading you know and love. Really hardcore fans--if there were such a thing--will be excited to hear the first appearances of circuit bent instruments and the bass guitar in sg's sound. More newer stuff soon, we promise. Also the myspace site added to the links section.
November 28th 2003
hey dude!
propaganda section updated.
July 21st 2003
kids run for the fresh taste of 3 new pictures.
now what's going on with those "new" year old songs?
May 5th 2003
4 new pictures and a new patch, bitch.
April 5th 2003
patches scanned, bitch.
March 12th 2003
Jon beat Time Killers; he is now immortal. Unfortunately our day's mission was to finish the cd. We started at 4, it's now a quarter to 11. Pardon our dust.
February 8th 2003
Harry Potter + Sega Genesis = New pictures
February 2nd 2003
There's blood on my tomb. Check for new picture.
January 12th 2003
11 new objects in the pictures section. included are 4 of the 5 patches and 2 flash animations. schizo gherkin has been asked to do the sound track for a film. there will be more information on that one day.
January 11th 2003
new picture. we hate you.
November 18th 2002
After a failed attempt to sign with Japan's #1 record label, we return to America with a vision of creating 1,500 new songs. jeff made two more schizo gherkin masterpieces. you can find those in the pictures section. jon made another loincloth/backpatch design, higher quality. the first print is almost gone so act quick. soon to come is a scan of all these beautiful patches.
November 11th 2002
jon made some logos and other schizo gherkin art. you can find those in the pictures section. one of our members may have gotten colon cancer. we are looking donors of a PA cause we have a bunch of instruments that need to be louder. let us know if you know a place to get one cheap. sound quality is not a priority, price is. all kangaroos hate monkeys.
October 16th 2002
new website. updated yet downgraded. tracks for CD chosen and organized into some sort of order. all the tracks soon to be printed are in the order they appear on the 37 favourites page, so if you want to download all of them and bootleg our "album" before we do, go ahead, save us the trouble of burning one, but yer gonna miss out on the sweet lyrics and booklet we're gonna make. hell, once we make it i'll even scan it so you can print it out and have an official copy. you'll notice all the songs aren't there either. there's some uploading still to be done. be patient.
October 14th 2002
we have tons of new patch designs. we still have the large orange mispelled ones you've come to love but now we have smaller orange ones, smaller orange ones printed backwards (oops, err, um, i mean ON PURPOSE), and huge loincloth/backpatch that is semi glow-in-the-dark. still free, we have a hard enough time just giving them away. jon has them all so i guess you could bug him.
a long time ago
scanned images of the original lyrics sheets can be found in pictures section
even longer ago
patches are made, get em while they're hot! (they're free, bug jon)
