My name is
Clemoir. I am a ring tailed lemur from Madagascar. I am a magnificent example of
my kind which is why I am so popular with the ladies. I eat a wide selection of
fruit especially berries.. On my first visit to Portugal I came across a
cockerel
which I now wear as a statement of my manhood. Unfortunately, later in the year,
I was swimming with Tom and Lucy in France and while perfecting my triple back
herring dive, I managed to snap the main part of my cock off, so now I am only
left with the head.
Since this terrible accident I have not been as lucky with the ladies. I put
this down also to that bloody pest Scat Cat who always seems to be falling
around whenever I see a lovely honey. Winter is my personal breeding season so I
am hoping for a return to form come December and am even considering investing
in a love nest in the southern hemisphere then I can up sticks and go down there
in the summer months in order to prolong the fun.
If any ladies would like to send in their pictures, I can add them to my gallery of admirers which I plan to expand. Any ladies sending in pictures will get a signed picture of me as well. Submit them to [email protected] .
I will be adding to this page as I come up with ideas and when I have news of recent conquests. Meanwhile, check these out:
Lemur Links:
Duke Primate: lemur experts;
Lemurs.com: this is good
