Dear Mr. Dick,
I have read your mail and without wasting time in Banjul, The Gambia, I have
arranged with an affliate security comnpany in London so the the clearing and
claiming of this consignments will be make right there in London. I did this so
that it will fasten the entire transaction and to avoid you travelling by air
any longer. Therefore, with the arrangement at hand, the consignments will leave
Africa by Friday.
Be informed that there is negative development with the security company in
Gambia and this has made me to re-direct the consignments to another security
company in London
Already, I am in touch with the courier company by name "Diplomatic Express
Courier Company" and they have agreed to air lift the consignments from Banjul,
The Gambia to ( Global Securities & Finance Firm) London. This will take just
one day. Once it arrives they will contact you for the claim.
From now, please do not communicate with the security company in The Gambia,
and treat any correspondence from them as null and void. Dissregard any
communication from them.
The US$25,000.00 remain unchange, but if you fail to clear and claim the
consignments on time, it will accure more demurrages there. I hope you will ack
faster on this since London is very close to your base (Manchester).
Dick, concerning our film show, it is going to be highly superb, and in as much
as I am coming over to London now to meet with you, we will then discuss
everything there. I am going to apply for "my leave" so that I will come down to
meet with you.
I am expecting to hear from you immediately so that I will furnish you with the
latest development.
Regards,
Jonathan.
[There goes my plan of getting the photo! Godamit]
Hi Jonothan,
How are you today? What's all this about negative developments?
What has happened to the kind Mr.Musa? I am worried that his rectal examination was all for nothing. Can we still use his pets for the film? Good idea about transferring the boxes to London - you are a genius. I shall however need a rembursement of the monies I paid for the hypnotherapy. I think this is only fair. When are you coming over to England? I need to know soon. Please book your ticket immediatly. Fly to Manchester if possible or I could meet you in London. Please, I do not want to pay more than $25,000. Infact, should I convert the money to pounds sterling now? Please advise. Fanny is asking the size of your penis - please advise. Dee would like to know if she can fist you - please advise. We are still awaiting a photo of you that you have promised. I need to show the financial backers of the film, they are starting to ask questions as to whether you are serious about it. Brother, please think of the film.
Do I need any new documents for the boxes?
keep up the good work,
Dick
#19
Dear Dick,
Your mail was received and all the content well noted. You don't have to call it
a negative development since it will make you not to travel far distance again.
Mr. Musa is okay, and his interest is no in our business any longer.
Like I told you at the begginging, whatever your expenses amounts to will be
given back to you first from the boxes, before we go into sharing. So you have
to caculate all the monies you have already paid to your hypnotherapy to be
included in your expenses. There is no problem with that.
Let us meet in Manchester and my arrival have to be after you might have cleared
and claim the consignments. You have to detail me on how to meet you up or you
come to the Air Port to pick me up because I will call you on my arrival to air
port.
Youn are paying the US$25,000.00 to claim the consignments as soon as it arrives
London, and this will attract additional demurrage if you allows the
consignments to stay at the costudy of the security company.
You should go ahead to convert the money to pounds sterling. This wil make you
not to travel with bunch of money.
I will love to handle Dee, and I do not know how to get the measurement of my
penis, but I am sure of my prowess.
I will send you my personal picture before I board plane to Manchester.
Furthermore, as soon as the consignments leaves tomorrow, I will furnish you
with the Air Way Bill at once.
I hope to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
Jonathan.
Dear Dick,
This is to inform you that any moment from now I will send to you the Air Way
Bill of the consignments because in due course, the dispatching agreement will
get concluded.
Therefore, you are to expect a phone call from the security company in London as
they receive the consignments.
However, if you have a working phone line, send it across to me immediately so
that I will also send same to them. Your number with not is not connecting when
I tried calling from here.
Like I told you, do not discuss anything concerning the content of these
consignments with the management of the security company in London since they
are still kept blind in respect of the contents of the boxes.
Furthermore, the Air Way Bill attachment will come to you through my yahoo email
account.
As soon as you receive the Air Way Bill, get back to me at once.
Best of luck,
Jonathan.
Dear Brother Dick,
I am attaching here to you the Airway Bill of the consignments and my My Passport. This will prove to you that the consignments must leave Banjul, The Gambia today to London.
Remember to send to me immediately your alternative Cell phone number as i am not getting through with the one furnished me earlier.
However, the Security Company in London will contact you on receipt of the consignments.
I am expecting your new Cell Phone number at once.
Regards and best of luck,
Jonathan.
Note: Dont not forget that all communication must come through my fastermail.com account.
[The scan of the "Airway Bill" and a scan of a very badly forged passport were sent as attatchments, note how the airway bill is a photocopy with the blanks filled in in blue ink!!! Also note how his passport is issued for 5 years and 2 days!!! It should expire on the 14th Jan 2006, not the 16th Jan - DUMBASS!!]]
Dear Brother,
I could not hear from you after I sent my passport and the Airway Bill to you. I
hope you received them, and as soon as your are contacted by the security
company in London, do not fail to get back to me before you proceed for the
clearing/claiming.
However, I am still asking you if you have any other Cell Phone, send it to me
because i cannot get through with the former.
I hope to meet you in Mancherster when once the clearing/claiming is over.
Expecting to hear from you at once.
Regards,
Jonathan.
Brother,
Now this is urgent. Last night the backers of the film e-mailed me asking questions about you. You have continually dodged the questions I have asked you regarding the film. You say that you do not know how to measure your penis - well, it's not fucking rocket science! I need to get an idea how big your penis is as this and your scrotum implants are going to be selling the film. I'm not having you come over here armed with a maggot and wasting everybodys time. Push your cock back between your legs and try to fuck yourself up you own arse. If you can do this then I can tell the backers, they will be happy and will stop hasseling me and I can concentrate on this business. Really, they will not leave me alone. I need your help here. What is the answer? Don't just say yes, I want you to try and mail me back as soon as possible with the results. They think I should find somebody else who is serious about this film and I really want to make this film too.
We have been having a lot of trouble with our phones at the moment. I have an ear infection at the minute and cannot hear properly so I will give you Fanny's work number 0909 617 3821. I have not heard from the security company in London yet. Why not?
I have recieved the airway bill and passport photocopies.
Regards,
Dick
[0909 617 3821 is a 1-2-1 �1 a minute sex chat line]
#20
Attn: Mr. Richard (Dick) Pleasure,
This is to inform you that your fund has finally arrived to the Global Securities and Finance Firm through the help of Diplomatic Courier Service.
Please call us with the below number to enable us discuss with you on how to deliver your fund to you. As soon as you call, kindly ask of;
Global Securities and Finance Firm
Mr. Thomas Brown
Tel: XXX XXX XXX
We have tried to speak with you on the phone number we received from Africa but the number is not going through. Please call as soon as you receive this mail to enable us release your fund to you.
We look forward to speak with you.
Thomas Brown
Dear Sir,
Thankyou very much for imforming me that my consignment has arrived safely in the UK. It has been a great worry that I have not heard of its progress and now my mind has been put to rest. Sorry that you could not get through to me on my phone. It was stolen recently on a trip into Manchester town center and I forgot to inform my colleage in Africa. I have not bought a new phone because I mainly communicate via email. I am deaf in one ear and have had a nasty infection in my good remaining ear resulting in me not being able to hear at all and therefore recently have no use for a phone. Please email me any details for the expedient conclusion of this business.
Yours sincerly,
Richard Pleasure.
#21
Dear Dick,
I have read your mail and it is like you are not for this business. Infomation
reaching me from London indicates that the consignments arrives safely but you
cannot be reached on your former phone. I hope this Fanny's line is working.
Coming to the size of my penis, it is 6 feet long. I hope this will be okay for
Dee.
Furthermore, you have to be a serious someone towards handling this transaction.
And you have to proceed immediately to London as soon as the Security Company
get in touch with you via Fanny's line.
Regards,
Jonathan.
Big Jonny Mokoena,
Dear Bucky Balls. Dear, dear Bucky. I bow at your prowess. All this time I thought you were hiding the fact you had a small penis when in fact you were being modest. How come you have not entered the adult entertainment business until now? I feel I have unearthed a true gem. You will be a legend. Bigger than King Dong. The housewives will love you. You will scare small children with your third leg. I appologise for not taking you seroiusly. I thought you were a time waster but I have been proved wrong. You must of had a lot of fun with your penis bent up your arse last night. I hope you can walk okay today. You are raw gold, Jonathan, raw gold. Take care of yourself and use protection. I know you had a HIV test in the last 5 weeks, but you can never be too sure. You don't want to give yourself AIDS. Do you have any pictures of yourself doing this act? We could use it for the front cover of the video. When I told Fanny and Dee there was a stunned silence, followed by laughter and crying. Fanny said she had better get into training. Dee doesn't think she wants to work with you now but I'd told her I'm sure you will wash beforehand. When are you coming over? I have been in contact with Mr. Brown. He sounds very nice and reliable. Do you know him? I am worried about handing over such a large amount of money to a complete stranger. I do not want us to get ripped off. I would feel a lot happier if you were here as I am now starting to get really nervous and excited. Fanny cannot soothe me to sleep any more with african lullabies as I can no longer hear them. Actually, not being able to hear Fanny or Dee has it's advantages if you know what I mean. Anyway, getting back to the point, I want you Jonathan, I want you now over here in Manchester. I want to parade you around the city center on a leash. I have to go to London soon as I need another perscription for my Zyprexa. Some people are scared when I tell them I am taking an anti-psychotic but I know it will not bother you. You are a friend. My dear friend. You were going to find out sooner rather than later and I rather you heard it from me.
Please Brother, do what ever you need to do in order to come over to the UK. Do you need a visa? Please furnish me with details of your travel plans as soon as possible.
I salute you.
Dick Pleasure
#22
Dear Dick,
I have read your mail but you could not alert me on anything concerning your
final discussion with the security company in London rather all you base your
mail was on film show. Have you forgotten that without money, you cannot have
that film shot?
Mr. Brown is the director of the security company, do not entertain any fear. Go
ahead to clear/claim our funds from London. You have to visit London, hand him
over the money and claim the consignment at once.
From what you�re so called Fanny responded to Mr. Brown, I am beginning to
doubt your person. Are you real for life and business? Please confirm.
If you are for real, lets do business or you making me to be getting into much
spending.
I am working with International Organization (AU), therefore visa will not be a
problem to me. If I nee it today, I will get it.
Dick, I will visit you at Manchester as soon as you confirmed to me that you
have made the clearing and claim of the boxes.
In conclusion, what is the real meaning of both �dick and fanny� over there. I
am surprise with what Fanny told Mr. Brown on phone. It is unbelievable.
Regards,
Jonathan.
Hi Big Jono,
I am worried about Mr.Brown. I have been in contact with him but have not heard anything back. Do you think he will run off with the consignment? He appears to be English but I think he is lying. His spelling and grammar are terrible. For example, he finishes his letter "We look forward to speak with you." when in fact he should of said: "We look forward to speakINGS with you.". He missed off the INGS. This is a rudimentary error. [Here I was trying to see if Mr.Brown would repeat the wrongly corrected grammar back to me] . He says he is the director of the company. I doubt it. How well do you know this man? Something is not right. I would feel a whole lot happier if you were here. I trust you Jonathan but Mr.Brown...well - I don't know. I don't want to be ripped off. I think he is a clown. Do you know that shit is brown? I think this is an omen. Why cannot you come over now and we can get on for the preparation of the film as soon as all this is over. You have to go in for you operation remember, and we need time for the swelling and bruising to go down. A six foot cock is no good without matching bollocks. Maybe we should use footballs instead like originally planned. Hmmm.
You are right about Fanny's and my name - I thought you knew that. Fanny and myself are in the Adult Entertainment Business. These names were our stage names but now they are our real names as we changed them by deed poll. We sell more videos that way - we are semi-famous. We want you to be famous too, with us. You are our trophy.
Fanny runs the office where Mr.Brown apparently called. She is the boss. There appears to have been a bit of confusion. Who did Mr. Brown speak too? What did she say? Have you tried calling there? Fanny used to have an obsessed fan who used to pester her at work with calls. Usually the girls are told not to say Fanny is there or that she has left. Fanny told them only to accept calls from Bucky Balls - that's you!! I wasn't aware that Mr. Brown would call there. Sorry!!! She did not want the girls getting suspicious that she was suddenly taking personal calls there. If the caller said they were Bucky Balls then it would seem like a business call as we have other actors calling there about possible business proposals all the time, but they are always told to call themselves by their stage name - it's a code.
So Brother, in conclusion. Sorry about the mix up and try again. If Mr. Brown wants to phone again, tell him to call himself "Mr. Spunk". That can be his stage name - that's code. Please book your tickets for the UK. I also have to contact my hypnotherapist again. Fanny left a note saying that he was worried about something I said during hypnosis about money.
Regards,
Dick Pleasure
#23
Dear Sir, [Mr.Brown]
I am wondering why I have not heard from you. Is every thing okay?
As I mentioned before, these boxes are of great value to me and I wish to obtain them as soon as possible.
Regards,
Dick Pleasure
Dear Dick Pleasure,
Thank you for the mail.
I will get back to you as soon as possible.
Thomas Brown.
#24
Dick ,
I have read your mail yet I don't understand if you are real for business or
not.
Mr.Brown is ready to release the consignments to you but from he heard from
Fanny makes to feel that you are not serious at all. How can you go into
business such a magnitude with somebody you do not know from Adams and start
mess yourself at the beggining? What kind of utrancess is that, or what type of
person to you want to show to him? How come Fanny askd Mr. Brown to come up to
Manchester for love making? Is that part of the transaction? In fact, I am
disturbed.
Look Dick, if you want this business to get concluded now, proceed immediately
to London with the $25,000.00. Make the clearing and cary home the consignments.
Mr. Brown has nothing to do with our consignments, rather the delays in his
company's costudy attracts more demurrage charges. That is where my fear is now.
You see these comments " I don't want to be ripped off. I think he is a clown.
Do you know that shit is brown?", take them out of you. Mr. Brown is real but
you should know that not everybody likes rough words like that of Fanny to him.
You must be guided on this. He will get back to you again but he will not answer
any stage name like "Mr. Spunk" since he is not in a stage with you. What kind
of nonsense is that? You can answer all the names you like but not him. Are
joking? Also, you should have to realize that he is not handling your matter
alone, there are some other clients of his to attend to. I hope that is why you
are having this delay.
Concerning our film shooting, I will undergo the operation as soon as I am in
London.
How can I book my flight ticket to UK without you informing me that you have
claimed the consignments? It is impossible in this way. If your hypnotherapist
needs more money from you, tell him to relax, and you have to be up and doing in
concluding this business which is now in your own country.
Regards,
Jonathan.
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Dear Thomas and Jonathan,
Sorry that I have not been in contact sooner but my computer died a few days ago and had to be taken to the computer hospital. The good news is that it is now fixed and I am pleased to say that I have booked train tickets to come down to London on Monday. Acommpanying me on this momentous journey with be Fanny and Dee. We shall arive in Euston at around 1pm, Monday afternoon. We shall be staying at a friends of ours (actually it is the surgeon who is going to perform the scrotal implant operation on jonathan) in the Kings Cross part of London which I hear is very nice and friendly. We will have internet access so there will be no problem communicating. Thomas - can you reccomend any interesting places to visit in London? Are you a true cockney or are you just a cock? Fanny said she had a funny converstaion with you the other day. She was just teasing about what she said, in fact she thinks Jonathan is lying when he says he has a six foot penis. She likes the sound of you and would like to audition you for the film. What is your sddress and we shall pay you a little visit. All she asks is that you have had a HIV test in the last 6 weeks. We can do a test shoot and you can speak to our friend who performs the scrotal operation. Thomas - how big is your knob? What is the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name? We'd like you to become involved.
As to our other business, how shall we proceed?
lots of love
Dick PLeasure
#25
Dear Brother Dick,
I have read all you mails, therefore here comes my response. I am happy that you
are travellking to London to conclude this transaction, but I hope you have not
exposed your mission to there to anybody including that your friend living in
London. Remember what I told you sometime. "A man dose not tell his fellow man
how he made his money". I hope you are remembering this adage.
However, I still suggest that you keep your friend out from this completely. Do
not go to your friend now until you finished having the four consignments in
your possession. Go to a hotel to lodge in, from there you can communicate Mr.
Brown so that he will fix appointment with you. I am saying this for security
reasons. This I want you to do and nothing but it.
Like I told you initially, negotiate properly with Mr. Brown so that you will be
attended to you quick and as a King. And as you are going, I would want you to
purchase about five pices of Wristwtaches made of Arthur Daley, which you are to
present to him as Gift. This is very important.
[Arthur Daley watches! - Just who has he been talking to? :-)))]
As for my visit you UK, you are going to take care of my visitings there, since
I am not used to UK. So as soon as I arrives Manchester, which you have to
confirm to me first that the consignments are in your care before I book my
flight, you have to take me round and them we commence into the file shooting,
which I will go for the operation there first. There is no problem with this.
Yes, I had one kind communication with Fanny one day but there is no problem
with that. Okay.
Dick, go to London as you said to get the consignments clear/claim, leave the
other of our business, when once I am in UK, we can proceed with that.
Expecting to hear from you before leaving to London.
Best of luck,
Jonathan.
Dear Brother Bucky,
Thank you for your last email. I think you are right about staying in a hotel, I don't want my friend to know I am going to be rich because he will then put the price up for the operation. This is good thinking from you Jonothan - I have underestimated you yet again. I have also underestimated your taste!!! Sweet baby Jesus and the Orphans - Arthur Daley watches!!! These are exquisite pieces of workmanship. I hope you know how expensive they are. How did you hear about them all the way over in Africa? These are watches truly fit for a king.
The infection has gone in my ear now and I now urgently need to talk to you before we travel down to London. This is very important. Before I hand over $25000 to Mr.Brown I would like to hear your voice and confirm some vital details. Call me at Fanny's office again on 0909 617 3821 (it's very close to the Manchester Piccadilly train station you see). Ask to talk to me this time but if Fanny answers the phone again you must tell her what you want to do with her in the movie. This is VERY IMPORTANT. Fanny only wants to do this deal if she thinks you will be an excellent actor for the film. Money doesn't really mean that much to her. I also want you to sing "I should be so Bucky" to her. She needs to know that you can sing and if you are a bad singer she may want to find somebody else for the film. I shall let you into a secret - the Bank manager refused to loan us any money because he disagreed with my line of business. We had to borrow all of the $25000 from Fanny's rich, aristocratic mother. If Fanny does not think you will be good for the film then she will give the money back to her mother. I really want us to do the deal but Fanny is not really bothered as her mother is extremely rich - why else do you think that I love Fanny AND Dee????? I am not stupid!!!
Here again are the words to:
I should be so Bucky
In my imagination
There is no complication
I dream about you all the time
In my mind a celebration
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking you could be mine
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
We walk together hand in hand
I'm dreaming that you're in love with me
Like I'm in love with you
But dreaming's all I do
If only they'd come true
I should be so bucky bucky bucky bucky
I should be so bucky in love
I should be so bucky bucky bucky bucky
I should be so bucky in love
It's a crazy situation
You always keep me waiting
Because it's only make-believe
And I would come a-running
To give you all my loving
If one day you would notice me
My heart is close to breaking
And I can't go on faking
The fantasy that you'll be mine
I should be so bucky bucky bucky bucky
I should be so bucky in love
I should be so bucky bucky bucky bucky
I should be so bucky in love
Now for god's sake Jonathan, DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!!!!
If you do then neither of us will have any money.
Try not to upset Fanny this time but I'll give you a tip - if Fanny gets really angry then start singing the song. It always puts her in a good mood if someone sings to her. I am always singing "sorry i did not do the dishes" or "sorry I shot so quick" and it always seems to work.
As soon as we get the phonecall we shall go to the train station and head to London Euston.
God bless you brother and good luck.
Dick Pleasure
[Remember, that number is a 1-2-1 �1 a minute porn chat line]
#26
Dear Dick,
I have you have proceeded to London, and I will want you to send me a mail from
there indicating that you have grabbed the consignments.
So, how is fanny and Dee? Extend my regards till I come over to meet with them.
I am waiting,
Jonathan.
Dear Dick,
I have read your mail and I wish you proceed to London immediately for the
clearing/claiming of our funds. However, I have tried to reach you on Fanny's
Line 44-0909 617 3821 without getting through, but nevertheless, I am advising
you to proceed immediately. I will try again by night to see if I can get
through from this poor Ethiopia, where communicating is at its poorest.
Furthermore, I am very relaxed that you are going to lodge into a hotel instead
of your firends place.
Arthur Daley watch is highly expensive, I konw that but if your hand cannot
reach to buy five of it as I said, you then look for another quality one to buy,
buit you do not have to fail in buying them these gift.
Concerning the handing over of the $25,000 to Mr. Brown, there is no shaking.
You have to hand over the money to him as I said and he will release the
consignments to you. I hope you changed the dollars in pounds sterling
equivelents?
I should tell you to forget abaout the bank manager for his failure to loan you
this money, many thanke to Fanny's mother. You will see how you will surprise
the banker with huge amounts when you gose there for your savings.
In conclusion, go ahead as I said earlier to hand over the US$25,000.00 to Mr.
Brown as to enable his relwase the consignments containing our money to you.
Also, present to him the gift items too.
Best of luck,
Jonathan.
Hi Jonathan,
We are still waiting for your call. Fanny is getting very impatient. If Fanny gets cold feet then the deal does not go ahead. She decides whether to use her mother's money - not me, so you had better re-read the last email I sent you. I think you are not calling the number correctly. From wherever you are, call 0044-909-617-3821 immediately. She won't give me the money till you do. Remember to tell her what you want to do with her in the film, THIS IS IMPORTANT. Also, make sure you sing to her. In our country we have a saying "A poorman becomes a rich man when he sings". As soon as we hear from you we shall head down to London. For god's sake, don't mess about and hurry up!
Regards,
Dick Pleasure
#27
Dear Mr. Dick,
I have read your mail and i want to let you know that you are not a serious
human being at all. How can you be sending that kind of mail to Mr. Brown with
your useless words. Do you think that he is there to joke? You can go to heel
with your money, and never you send any mail again to me. I have started making
another arrangement for a reliable helper.
Fuck you idiot.
[Oh Shit!! Backpedal Furiously but can you see the hidden message. clue: look at the capital letters]
Hi Jonathan,
YOUR last email caused A HUGE arguement between me and Fanny this evening. I was angry because she blew the deal between us . It's all her fucking fault, I know it!!!! It's over between me and that COCK Fanny. She called be a SUCKER and punched me in the face AND has locked me out of the bedroom tonight. But she's A SHIT HEAD and I'm stealing the $25,000 and driving with Dee down to London tonight once Fanny is asleep. Once the deal is done, with the money, Dee and me are going to move to Italy or something. maybe Spain and start a new life together, where we can all make the film. You don't mind if just Dee is in it, do you? Dee has just got here so we're off now. Sorry about everything! I'll contact you when I get to my hotel in London.
Take it easy JONATHAN.
Show it in your heart to forgive me, so me and Dee can start again.
Love
Dick Pleasure
#28
Hi Jonathan and Thomas,
Dee and Me are now in London. We are staying in a Hotel in Kings Cross. We have got the $25,000 and today I managed to buy 5 Arthur Daley watches. Sweet baby Jesus - they were expensive �1500 each!!! Luckily I had 2 credit cards to cover the cost. The one for Nononkem is beautiful. I had to hide it from Dee otherwise she'd want it - you know what she's like. I don't know how long I have until Fanny calls the Police but I don't care because I'm so excited. We're going to be really rich soon and so Dee and me can start a new life without Fanny. I'm so angry with her, I don't know what I saw in her.
What happens now?
Regards,
Dick Pleasure
Dear Dick,
I don't intend writting you again because of your attutide towards this
transaction. You made stupid to the thinking of Mr. Brown. My consignments
werstill laying with the security company and demurrages has been impossing on
the four.
In fact, if you are really sure of your words, you are with Mr. Brown's phone
number so you can contact him on phone, negotiate with him so the he will
instruct you on what else to do to clear/claim the consignments.
If I am to know that you are serious, you must adhere to the instructions of Mr.
Brown.
However, I appreciated your ability in buying the 5 Arthur Daley watches, which
you remembered to reserve one for my beautiful wife (Nononkem).
Do not count on your expenses yet, we are making bigger money as soon as you do
the clearing/claiming of the consignments. Just record your expenses, it will be
given back to you first before we go into sharing.
The next mail I expect getting from you will indicate to me that you have
concluded with Mr. Brown,that you paid hand over to him the gift items and the
four boxes are with you.
Regards,
Jonathan.
#29
Dear Mr.Brown,
I have been trying all day to get you on your mobile phone. Why is it not working? Myself and my partner in Africa is very worried about the consignments. Are they OK? I am now here in London which I do not like and feel intimidated by. It has been a long and tiring day. We had a bit of trouble in Manchester and now some people are looking for us so we have had to leave the hotel in Kings Cross and look for a safehouse so we can lie low for a few days. What is the current demurage charge? I need to meet you urgently but at the minute I am fearing for my life. It's a long story (I really must apologize about Fanny, but she is out of the equation now) which we should share over a beer once the deal is done - business first!
So to conclude, could you confirm that the consignment is okay and that you are able to meet on Monday for the transaction?
You should contact your office in Africa and inform them that the deal is proceeding soothly as originally planned.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
Dick Pleasure
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