I swiped this joke from this guy's page:

A river overflows and washes over a community. Terrified residents climb to their rooftops as helicopter crews struggle to rescue them. So one of the helicopters flies by a church where a priest is sitting. The crew lowers the rope and tells the man to hold on.

"Go on, I don't need rescue. Jesus will save me," the priest says.

A second helicopter flies by, but the priest says again, "go on, I don't need rescue. Jesus will save me."

A boat goes by and the people on board ask him to get aboard, but again they are shooed away.

Finally, the waters rise so high that the priest drowns.

In heaven, the priest exclaims accusingly at Jesus, "I don't believe it! All my life I have spent trusting in you, and you let me die!"

To which Jesus replies, "YOU don't believe it? I sent three rescue teams to help you!"

Ever live your life like this? I see all kinds of people, especially on the net, that are searching for God, but when He tries to show them anything, they just plug their ears and scream, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!" People don't realize that God is trying to rescue them. People keep wanting Jesus to save them, and they won't even take the rope He throws out.

Don't be that guy. Open your eyes.
--SavedBy Piercing at 10:58

Check this out. It's a religion selector thing. I guess I'm a Quaker or something... Pretty scary, huh? I don't think I can handle all that oatmeal...
--SavedBy Piercing at 10:45

These sites crack me up...
--SavedBy Piercing at 10:05

I guess that the proverbial "they" have met again this year and their newest saying ["you know that They say..."] is about the old 3 second rule about food dropped on the floor [for those not familiar with this, if you drop food on the floor, you must shout out, "Three second rule!" and pick up the food before the cooties can latch on].

The new rule, I am told, is the "5 second rule." It says, "Five seconds on the ground, Three in water."
--SavedBy Piercing at 10:04

Ever have a pile of clothes laying on your floor when you are really desperate for underwear and you don't know if they are clean or not? I hate it that the only way to tell if they are clean or not is to *sniff sniff* smell 'em.
--SavedBy Piercing at 09:32

I saw the Left Behind movie last night. I was dissapointed. The books stinkin' rawk, christian literature or not, but the movie looked like something some high school kids made. The acting was baaaaaad.

I heard that they gave the movie idea to some big-name studios (whoever that is) and they wanted to take all the God stuff out of it, so they settled for a smaller company with a smaller budget. I was willing to accept that this would probably keep the movie from becoming Titanic or Independence Day.

Here's the most dissapointing part...after all that hub-ub about God stuff, they really didn't present the gospel. The books did a great job of it without getting all preachy, but I don't even think the movie mentioned Jesus. Everyone just prayed, "God, I need you," and "Forgive me." La-dee-Freakin'-da.

I was thoroughly let down.

Read the books. They rawk. I PROMISE you will not be disappointed.
--SavedBy Piercing at 09:30

Is there so little hope in the world? Every site I see that has anything to do with Jesus is either flat-out trashing Him, or else making him out to be some impotent, fru-fru diety for only those who buy little angel pins and have "Jesus Saves" bumper stickers on their Continentals as they drive 45 mph on the highway. Has Christianity lost touch with what it is all about?

If you have a problem with God, make sure that it is with Him, and not Christians. People suck. If you want to see people, read about God on some website or base everything you believe on whatever your preacher spoon-feeds you. If you want to see God, read the Bible.

Don't you DARE get your view of God from what I write. I'm writing about God, not for Him. Don't put that responsibility on me.
--SavedBy Piercing at 13:50

hmmm. Interesting...You either want to laugh or cry. I'm not sure yet.
--SavedBy Piercing at 10:21

Here's just some dumb page about me living in the country. It'll get more interesting as time wears on. Check out my Hick-o-meter and see how Hick your town is.
--SavedBy Piercing at 09:47

It's raining today. All I can hear in my head is Axl Rose squealing "...nothin' lasts forever, even cold November rain..." I need some Advil.
--SavedBy Piercing at 09:09

OK. I got a page up with some verses about God's Love. It's nothing special, but maybe you should check it out...
--SavedBy Piercing at 09:02

So I'm sitting in church yesterday, on the first day of our 4 day "revival," which is really just a hyped-up word for guest speaker, and he's talking about some of this love stuff. Here's some of it:

Jeremiah 31:3
The LORD appeared to us in the past, saying:
"I have loved you with an everlasting love;
I have drawn you with loving-kindness..."

The part of the verse that I'm talking about is that "everlasting love" thing. What does everlasting mean? I think that everybody has at least heard that God loves them, but this puts a new spin on it, huh? Everlasting means forever. It has no intention of ever terminating. It does not end.

This is one of those verses that tell us that no matter what we -have done/do/will do-, God will still love us. He might not be all that happy with us, but He will still love us.

I think I'm gonna write a page for that sidebar on the left about God's love so that it will stay up there. When I get it up, check it out.

Peace out. Have a good day.
--SavedBy Piercing at 08:19