Beer and houseboys have something in common: One is good, but two are better... Bearing this in mind, I wish to acquire the services of Christian, bringing my total count of flunkies to TWO! Mwah hah hah hah hah!
Imagine all of the possibilites . . . guacamole matches in the living room, matched sets of living boxer short models, so on and so forth.
Also, I would like to be able to bring Edge with me when I go to visit my parents, and Kim has informed me that she will need houseboy service, even if I am not around to supervise my lackey-boys. In order to avoid a "houseboy-on-a-pole" match, I think it would be in my best interests to have a backup. Although I am the only Pole in the house, so that might not be such a bad thing after all! (Heh heh heh, clever!) |
