Marcus: Hello everyone and WELCOME to Saturday Markout! I'm your host Marcus Williams, and along side me as always is creepy ol' Mike Steele!
Mike: Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you tonight... this weeks Markout card is definitely less than stellar, but hey, that's what happens when the booker sets things up at the last minute. So lets just get it over with.
Marcus: Well, perhaps the wrestlers themselves will step it up and at least make it a show worth watching.
Mike: maybe... I dunno... prepare to Markout, whatever.
