MAIN EV... oh man what the hell has happened to this show?!

Marcus: Alright, we're here with our main event, but we don't really know what it is.

Mike: well, we've had four matches so far, and one of the ones that was scheduled hasn't happened yet... 

Marcus: Oh no... wait a minute, you're not telling me that... The Viking is making his way to the ring now, you're telling me that The Viking vs Duckzilla is this week's main event!?

Mike: hey, what better way to end a Markout? Duckzilla is undefeated so far in SHAFT competition, he holds wins over some of the greats, like... umm... Da Gangsta... and... some other guy...

Marcus: alright, whatever... as is customary for all Duckzilla matches, Mike Steele will be taking over Play by Play, while I sit here and wonder what the hell this organization has come to.

Mike: thanks there Marc... alright, the dingy thing happens, and here we go! Viking starts off by nailing the foam rubber head of Duckzilla with a big right hand, Duckzilla right back with an elbow to the face! Viking back, and Duckzilla whips him to the ropes, Viking ducks a clothesline, and punches Duckzilla in the face again.

Marcus: why bother aiming for his heavily padded face? Viking should work the back or something...

Mike: we're talking about Viking... he's not that smart.

Mike: Viking now takes Duckzilla down with a drop toe hold. Duckzilla back up and he slams Viking down, and... nails him with a billbutt!

Marcus: that plastic bill of Duckzilla's costume dropped onto the face of The Viking, that could do some serious damage.

Mike: no, it's fine, it's nice and round like a duck bill... cuz it is a duck bill. a plastic duck bill.

Marcus: thanks for the clarification.

Mike: Viking now grabs Duckzilla by his head, and nails him with a jumping headbutt! Duckzilla right back up, he throws Viking to the ropes, and... Duckzilla press!

Marcus: the Duckzilla press? it's a gorilla press!

Mike: not when a duckzilla is doing it! Viking now grabs Duckzilla by the head, and kicks him three times in the head with his shin! and drops a knee into Duckzilla's back!

Mike: Viking nails Duckzilla with a punch, Duckzilla unphased, Viking loads up, and... NAILS Duckzilla with a big right hand! that one puts Duckzilla down!

Marcus: Viking showing that that foam rubber duck head is no match for a really powerful punch to the face!

Mike: Duckzilla is slow to his feet here, and... Viking spits some mist into Duckzilla's eyeholes! Duckzilla can't see, and Viking... spikes him with a Chokeslam!

Marcus: Duckzilla in some serious trouble here, in danger of having his unbeaten streak broken!

Mike: shut up! Duckzilla grabbed by the throat again... BATTLE AXE! NO! Andrews makes the count, 1.......2.......NO! Duckzilla kicked out!

Marcus: that's pretty impressive, Duckzilla showing how tough he is, kicking out of the Battle Axe!

Mike: Duckzilla is definitely impressive, but he's hurt...

Mike: Duckzilla now scoops Viking up... wait a minute... DUCKY DEATH DROP! OH MY GOD! both men are down, Duckzilla not moving, he's tired, he can't make the cover! both men slowly to their feet and now Viking gouges Duckzilla with a fork!

Marcus: close call for Viking, he almost had the match, and now Duckzilla could have ended it right there if he could have covered Viking.

Mike: Viking lets go of the fork, and Duckzilla looks to be bleeding somehow! blood is coming out from underneath his foam head!

Mike: Duckzilla with a brainbuster... Viking spins out, and grabs Duckzilla from behind, Full Nelson Slam!

Marcus: Duckzilla in a LOT of trouble now, Viking about to get his second win here in SHAFT, and his first on Markout if he keeps this up.

Mike: shut up, no he won't, Duckzilla nails Viking with a Duck Cutter!

Mike: Viking back up, Duckzilla throws him to the ropes, no, reversed, Viking runs in, and NAILS Duckzilla with a Mafia kick to the face! Duckzilla stumbles out of the corner and falls, and Viking covers him, hooks the leg, 1........2......NO! Duckzilla kicks out!

Marcus: wow, Duckzilla is showing he's REAL tough here! he just will not allow himself to get pinned!

Mike: Duckzilla slowly to his feet, he's in pain but he's surviving damnit! Duckzilla grabs Viking, and... BILLBUSTER! Duckzilla picks Viking back up, grabs him from behind, one handed backbreaker! he needs to go for a cover now!

Marcus: but he's not... Viking's gonna win you know.

Mike: No he's not! shut up! he's doing fine out there! you don't know what you're talking about!

Mike: Duckzilla thrown to the ropes by Viking, Viking nails him with a kick to the stomach! Viking pulls Duckzilla back up, and... nails him with a low blow! that's an illegal shot! he should be disqualified!

Marcus: way to show impartiality Mike...

Mike: impartiality nothing! it's Duckzilla man! it's Duckzilla!

Mike: Viking grabs Duckzilla, and... CHOKESLAM! My god! Viking with another cover, 1........2.......NO! holy s*** that was close!

Marcus: you can't say that on the air, but you're right, that WAS really close... I don't think a referee's hand could have gotten any closer to the mat.

Mike: Duckzilla back up, and... he spears Viking! Duckzilla pulls Viking to his feet, and grabs him from behind... POND CYCLONE SUPLEX! he gets a bridge, Andrews over to make the count, 1.......2.......3! HE DID IT! HE DID IT!

Marcus: I can't believe it, seriously, that was an incredible comeback by Duckzilla, and oddly enough, a hell of a match for two guys that aren't considered by anyone to be a serious wrestler.

Mike: Duckzilla not considered a serious wrestler? he's undefeated in SHAFT competition for christ sake! Duckzilla proves once again tonight that he's a force NOT to be taken lightly, and every wrestler in SHAFT is LUCKY that he doesn't go after the big time!

Marcus: I suppose so... alright, that's our time for tonight, for Mike Steele, I'm Marcus Williams saying keep watchin SHAFT TV!

Winner: Duckzilla

Duckzilla pins The Viking after the Pond Cyclone Suplex