It all began in Columbus, Ohio... Really, everything. Even the universe. It's a void here. Bet you didn't know that. But in this case, it was just me, Alex Stiffler!
Now take notes... I was born around here, and then a bunch of dull facts happened. I'll summarize and say it included a happy childhood, british television, a haunted house, and six years of French school. Then middle school hit. Something about being in a prison-like atmosphere for three years just gets to you. So then I learned how to disappear from school for months at a time. Fun! Breakdowns, breakdowns, High school!
This was pleasant in atmosphere the entire... year-and-half-an-hour I was there, but as I was going to several therapists and taking loads of medication at the time, it was decided maybe homeschooling was the better option. Which was just fine with me! Since then, I've been able to study matters of personal interest ("No, you can't do human sacrifices for religious study!" "Aww!"), and focus strongly on art!
Yes, I am an artist. I'm allowed to be stuck-up and eccentric while wearing funny clothes, it's really a rewarding profession as you can see. Now all I need is a government grant for some inane reason, and I'll be set! But in the meantime, I'll just make you read on and on while I babble away on pointless subjects! Isn't this fun? If you say no, send me donations of fifty or so dollars and I might consider stopping.
And that's my autobiography! |
