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pardon the heading.......I guess it's just another slip of tongue. well everybody does that once in a while, whether ur speaking English or any other vernacular or both at the same time. these things happen and nothing can be done bout it after all we're just mortal beings born to make mistakes. so here i give u some of the incidences thru which our birdbrains went.......and these r the mistakes they made...the names r fictious but the incidences true.
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once a short quarrel broke up between our birdbrains and some girls...don't know from which school but....it's been told that they were from the convent. it was a usual quarrel the guys laughing their guts out for no reason at all...and the girls no better giving them all they got.
girls: hey u guys u think ur handsome or what .....have u ever looked up ur faces in the mirror.... u look like "mangoes".
one of the guys: oh really what bout u people do u think u too r pretty or what........u girls look like "gauwas".
### well actually what he meant was "guavas"
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what if one of our birdbrain would be turned into a genie....trapped in a lamp.and if by any chance one of guys happen to get that lamp.....what would be the conversation between these 2 birdbrains .lets see.
genie: I'm free......at last I'm free. thanks for setting me free.u r my new master ..........u make ur 3 wishes....hey but have some understanding all right.......i've got some debts in the canteen and at dolly didi"s...so if it's money u want .....make it less all right.
guy: oh.....holy smokes.....aappi!...estrike!!...i'm the master of this genie....allright....ok i'll have mercy on u...moreover i don't need any money..just grant me my three wishes in one shot.my first is...i want the prettiest girl in this world to be my girl fren...i wish to get through mr. samantha's maths paper,,,,,lastly.....i wish for three more wishes.
genie: ok master "ur wish is my demand".
### he meant "ur wish is my command"
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