once during a maths class........a geometry class to be more precise..
teacher: ok see no 3. .....now tell me which angles are equal with reasons.......ok u there tell me in angle ABC which r equal and why?
boy 1: sir angle A and B are equal cuz they r vertically opposite angles.
teacher: correct ....good ...now u there, in angle XYZ ,which angles r equal.
boy 2: sir angle X and Z.
teacher: why?
boy 2: sir because they r "internet alternate" angles.
### he meant interior alternate angles.
*****************
once during a conversation between 2 frens............
Michael pathe: hey have u been to the ktm zoo....hell lot of new things yaar.
limping biscoot: ya I also heard that they have "water fishes" there.
### well I don't know what he meant by that..
********************
once during the TV hour in the hostel.............
Michelal jai kishan: hey everybody come, come..........TOM CRUISE's hit movie is coming in HBO.
sombare : which one?
Michelal jai kishan: MI 2,"part one"
********************
once mokte comes running....in full speed as though the sky's going to fall on his head.there is a whole lot of people around him and everyone wonders "what 's the big hurry for"? suddenly he slips over a banana peel and goes ass first to the ground. he lands on his butt and everyone's eyes are fixed at him. then embarrassment takes the better of him.......nothing to tell .....he consoles the people by saying.
mokte : aammma "jandai le lade yaar".
************************