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| Here are the results of the money each General Manager brought in for the first annual SHL Chairty GM Auction. 12th) Travis Nutting GM of Nut Town Natives $10,000 Travis''s wife Rebecca payed ten grand to keep the hands of any woman from touching her man. 11th) Brandon Allen GM of Brantown Slammers $20,000 Brandon's wife Kristen followed the same route of Rebecca Nutting this time paying 20 grand to keep her man faithful. 10th) Trent Rumpel GM of RumpyVill Roughhosers $39,000 Trent was bought by a hog out of Dionland, RF the capital of gross bitches. 9th) Adam Wilkinson GM of Adamville Falcons $43,000 A engineering res student out of Adamville, FL bought Adam by dropping out of college, we know how good looking she is by her description. 8th) Greg Manson GM of Gregville Assassines $57,000 A female farmer payed for Greg by donating her John Deere combine and also contributing some money, Greg can't wait to get alone with her. 7th) Hans Johansen GM of Gilmore Gold Jackets $72,000 Hans's soon to be fiance Mallory Smith bought the date with Johansen, some say with the Gold Jacket's money no wonder why they have such a poor team on the ice. 6th) Adam Olchowy GM of Olchowyville Leafs $90,000 The host of the party was a drunken mess and managed to score a not bad looking fellow intoxicated date, she passed out shortly after. 5th) Craig Macfie GM of Fort Macfie Gangbang $100,000 Craig was bought by the friend of the lady who payed for Trent Rumpel. She is also a hog out of Dionland. 4th) Jesse Trach GM of Trach City Americans $200,000 A female hot dog eating championship team out of Dionland bought Jesse for a day. Poor guy. 3rd) Scott Macfie GM of Scott City Grrrowl $303,000 A group of swimsuit models out of of Scott City bought Scott for a day, thankfully edging out a pig from Marktown. 2nd) Dion Berg GM of Dionland Twisters $403,000 Wow, Unbelievable Gross is all I can say is to describe the broad out of Dionland that bought Dion for a day, Dion claims he won't do anything but we all know what that means. 1st) Mark Peterson GM of Marktown Petes $707,000 A longhaul truck driver out of Olchowyville spent his life savings for one day with Mark Peterson. All in All $2,044,000 was donated to the Stephan Danielson Foundation of Hope. |