Craziness. Complete, utter insanity. Those words easily describe the man they call NELSON 999. With his shocking return, what does this spell for the SWA? If you ask someone in the know, me, I'd say that there is more to NELSON'S mysterious return than what meets the eye. Look for HUGE developments soon.
With UNGLUED being the success that it was, some people couldn't be happier, others, however, are left BROKEN and DISSAPOINTED.
SHAWN SUMMERS finally captured the WORLD title but I have news, MR.SUMMERS may not hold that title for long. Word I'm hearing is that there is a PRICE on his head and someone else wants that belt heading into NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER!!
Speaking of NTR, I have breaking news that the MAIN EVENT will be one the likes of which we have never seen in the SWA before.... stay tuned as I get more on this major BOMBSHELL!!!
As you all saw, PAYNE returned to annihilate RECK once again. I have it on good authority that he is NOT 100%. PAYNE is defying DOCTORS orders to stay out of the ring, but PAYNE, being the stubborn individual he is, will return for one more match against long time nemesis, RECK!
As good as I am at getting NEWS to you all, I have not been able to contact LETHAL, or anyone close to him to ask about his SHOULDER injury.
No one in or around the SWA will comment on the situation, which leads me to believe it may be CAREER THREATENING... more to come....
Look for RECK to try something new in the coming weeks. He has told many close friends that HE wants to go out the same way he same in, whatever that means....
THIS JUST IN....
GERALD CASH has apparently been FIRED by SWA HEAD OFFICE. I will try to get to the bottom of this ASAP!!!
Where could TOOL possibly be? After speaking with his apparent FIANCE, JULIA, she has told a source of mine that TOOL is actually on strike. After SWA refused to send 3 cups of APPLE JUICE, a live GERBIL, and 6 cans of TUNA to his locker room, TOOL became irate and won't wrestle until he gets what he calls his "SATISFACTION!"... I'll hopefully have more on this disturbing turn of events next month...
Has KAGE been lost in the SHUFFLE? What happened to this former SWA WORLD TITLE HOLDER? Can he ever get it back? My MAGIC 8 BALL says "No."
KAGE has been having trouble coping with REALITY as of late, he finds it to be quite PAINFUL.
Good news for JOHNNY VEGAS fans world wide.... MR.VEGAS as apparently graduated from AA and is now flying STRAIGHT. With that in mind, look for VEGAS to be back at MAIN EVENT level in the not so distant future!
Another thing I've been hearing is that RY-DOGG has been basically living in the GYM. He has been dropping pounds and toning up his body in a last attempt to regain the SWA WORLD TITLE. Can he do it? Or will some fool create a CHAIN REACATION that cuts RY-DOGG off at the pass? Only time will tell....
Finally, BIG KEV has been seen with a large entourage. He has also been spotted rollin' on 22" rims. BIG KEV has received quite the win fall since becoming the SWA'S youngest title holder in it's illustrious history. Can BIG KEV hold on to the belt? Or will his INEXPERIANCE be a factor? Make no mistake though, this little guy can hang with the best of them!
Look for BIG things to shape up in the weeks leading up to the biggest event of the year, NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER! This will surely be a CAN'T MISS event!!!
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