I�m back!! Me, THE SWA INSIDER, has returned with some BIG news!!
First things first, PAYNE is indeed sidelined with an INJURY to his KNEE. Even I, THE SWA INSIDER, cannot get word on how long PAYNE will be out of action for, my guess is that THE BIG MAN will be back to the ring before you know it!
�DIAMOND� BILL WILSON has recently purchased 3 RANCHES in TEXAS. DBW is looking to go into the CATTLE industry after he retires. DBW has also been busy training the NEW GIANT KILLA, BIG KEV, to defeat LETHAL for the IC TITLE at UNGLUED! Can LETHAL overcome these TEXAS SIZED odds? Or will he need the help of a certain NOTOURIOUS one?!
Apparently RECK has also been suffering from an INJURY. Recently, at an autograph signing, RECK told fans that his ANKLE has been giving him some trouble but it's nothing SERIOUS. What is SERIOUS, however, is the SWA WORLD TITLE. RECK has more people than fingers coming for that BELT. How long will he hold it for, and WHO will take it from him? No wonder RECK always looks stressed... or is that because he ate a bad BISCUIT?!
SHAWN SUMMERS is doing quite well for himself with the growing success of his cafe, ALTERNATE GROUNDS (http://www.angelfire.com/on4/alternategrounds/index.htm) Look for SHAWN to expand his success with a TITLE before the season's end. But a TITLE may not be the only thing on his mind. Let's leave it at this: There will be plenty of CASH involved!!!
KAGE has recently been spotted at multiple FEMINIST RALLYS. Apparently KAGE feels that both MEN and WOMEN should be allowed to wear skirts and floral designs. KAGE is looking to start an ANTI-SEXISM CLUB. Look for FLYERS in the mail this fall!!!
RY-DOGG has been undergoing some vigorous training over the last few weeks ever since losing the SWA WORLD TITLE! I've also personally seen RY-DOGG buying large amounts of PROTEIN SHAKES. Is RY-DOGG looking to get back what he lost? Or is this all just for a GIRL?!
Since being sidelined with INJURIES, JOHNNY VEGAS is looking to get back to the top of the mountain. He has been quoted on saying that since he was the FIRST SWA CHAMPION, he wants to end that season with that TITLE!!! This is easier said than done, however, someone who is more than a little SICK might have a problem with this!!
LOVE is in the air for TOOL. Ever since JULIA became his manager, he has been seen in many FLOWER BOUTIQUES and purchasing FOREIGN CHOCLATES. Hopefully this LOVE is true, we wouldn't want TOOL BARKING at the moon now would we?
GERALD CASH has recently invested in HERBAL LAXITIVES. No word on why, perhaps he can't POOP right, or maybe we should all follow his lead. This man knows the STOCK MARKET better than JBL!!! But POOP PILLS aren't the only thing CASH is looking to invest in, look for CASH to acquire a new client in the near future!!
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