Questionable Sexuality Quotes
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me: "Can I have a Virgin Strawberry Daquari?"
Waiter: "OK.  Can I see some I.D.?"
me: "VIRGIN Strawberry Daquari?....  NON-alcoholic."
Waiter:  "OK."
me to a friend: "What did he THINK I meant?  'Hi, I'm a virgin, can I have a Strawberry Daquari?' "
me: "He's a busy man."
Heather: "Mmmm.... I like that flavor."
About dating several guys:
Heather: "Such a busy schedule to keep up with.  'Which boy do I go out with today?'  It's like 'Which shirt do I wear?"
About giving a girl an orgasm:
guy: "I think my favorite part is the breathing.  It's a huge turn-on."
me: "Well, we could always go for a jog."
"I want to rub David Bowie all over me like a lotion."
- Heather
me: "I think my boobs are getting bigger."
Christine cups my right breast and says: "Yep."
"Oh yeah, he bought condoms.  They were over THERE while we were over HERE."
- Natalie
Heather: "It's been a year since I saw that guy I used to date.  He came over and shook my hand.  I wanted to say, 'you've had your d*** inside of me and you're shaking my hand?' "
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